Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

KnitFastDieWarm You have completed me...😂😂😂 Jarvis and Davis? I’m having a special moment ‘WFH’ with this one

@Lifeisbeautiful01 you enjoy yourself!

@ChampagneCommunist

Anyone watching YouTube clips in bed in the hope of inducing a Greg-Dream?

I want to be, but I’m still glued to the horrors on CNN. I’ve got my bookmarked clips for once I make it into bed though

@CentrifugalBumblePuppy

I would climb him like a tree. A sexy, sexy tree. But then I’ve also had sex dreams about Alan Titmarsh, so I think my brain’s gone wrong.

Never had a sex dream about Mr Titchmarsh, but I have had a crush on him for about 20 years

@Respectabitch

It's at 90% YANBU for a dream go on Greg!

I reckon this is as united as Mumsnet ever gets when it doesn't involve some poor woman's abusive wankbag DH.

Oh yes! 90% from 200 votes - Greg is popular on MN. Maybe we can invite him for a chat abs see if he’ll answer our questions...

@ChampagneCommunist

Anyone watching YouTube clips in bed in the hope of inducing a Greg-Dream?

Haha yes!

@PamDenick Will is lovely. DH and I constructed a whole fantasy background for him where he lives in a basement Georgian terrace flat filled with plants and tends to his heavily pregnant girlfriend with love and care. Bless him.

@heartofglass12345 oh no, I'd managed to scrub the Blue Ted incident from my brain!

Maybe we can invite him for a chat abs see if he’ll answer our questions...

I fear most of my questions would be unprintable

Not Greg but Wentworth Miller, wow just fucking wow

@Poorpigletsrevenge

I would love an evening in bed with Greg and Richard.

Or just Greg. He is super hot and those hands!

I don’t get the Richard thing.

Then again, my New Years resolution is to prioritise personality over looks, because pre-pandemic I wasted too much time on dates with beautiful boring men.

Oh YANBU. Would love a bit of Greg.

@KnitFastDieWarm

Maybe we can invite him for a chat abs see if he’ll answer our questions...

I fear most of my questions would be unprintable

"Can I ride you like seabiscuit" being number one I think

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx9neA6UU6M

I need a cold shower after watching this it’s the voice!

@RatherBeReading

Check out his hands! They’re live big sexy shovels. I love big, tall men. sigh

I've got Michael McIntyre on the telly in the background while I youtube Greg "A Dropped Trifle" Davies and I'm a bit worried my sleepy brain my confuse the two in my wishful sex dream tonight.

Big sexy shovels

At this rate I won’t need to watch anymore videos

15 years older and almost a foot taller than me but I'd do some serious damage to that man !

Ahem

@KnitFastDieWarm that clip is amazing. I love how he pushes Alex right beyond the realms of discomfort bit Alex always goes along with it. They're such a great pairing.

Sadly he likes small women so at 6ft 1, I have no chance - but would I ?
Absolutely!!

Not shaggable but funny in the inbetweeners but that navy blue shirt and jeans from a magnificent beast are sooooooo hot!

More than a few fantasies in this house - he says he is a big child which spells doom for his relationships. As someone who is v tall for a woman and was as a child, there is no doubt you lose out on aspects of your childhood as everyone thinks you are older than you are and you never get to act your age.

He makes me want to look after him in one breath and then shag him senseless in the next!
OP lucky you - not had one for a while - time to binge some GD youtube!

Their dynamic in the show is great. I don’t fancy Alex like some of you freaks, though.

I’m happy with Alex as the brains of Taskmaster and Greg as the phoar.

Oh god that clip of him talking intimately to Alex

@WouldstrokeTomHardy

As long as it wasn't Gregg Wallace 😁

Oh god I once had a vivid dream that I had an affair with gregg Wallace and I was found out and it was going to be sold to the newspapers..I'm a teacher and was terrified it would mean I lost my job.,

I’d love a threesome with Greg and Richard. Yummy. I reckon Greg would be the filthy one, but Richard would bring the TLC and spooning after.

He wouldn't even have to shag me . I would be happy just to lie there and listen to him and laugh all night.
He was great in the Inbetweeners. And he looks like he 'd make you a cup of tea if you asked him to.