Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

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I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

Yes it’s definitely lockdown, I dreamt last night I was shagging Jack Grealish (very young footballer) 😂😂 It was so vivid

While Will is a talented repairer and sweet man, it would be totally wrong to have him star in a sex dream. He's far too innocent and unworldly.

Yes it’s definitely lockdown, I dreamt last night I was shagging Jack Grealish (very young footballer) 😂😂 It was so vivid

Was he wearing a strange fluffy pink slipper on one foot only? The one he was wearing in the paparazzi photos of him crashing his car a bit ago.

Ha I had an incredibly vivid dream where we were newly married, head over heels in love and shagged like bunnies. It was totally out the blue but ever since I feel a sort of wistful affection when I watch task master . If I ever met him in real life I’d probably come over all giddy

Been up for it since Mr Gilbert

Greg Davies is very sexy, as is James May and Richard Osman too.

Oh god yes. Magnificent beast indeed.

Pleeeeease let there be a MNer who can get him on here to comment!

The more hours that go buy since the dream, the dirtier I feel for sitting around bookmarking clips where the magnificent beast refers to sex or his cock. Though it’s his fault rather than mine that there are a helluva lot of them...

Gah, *by not buy!
I refuse to lower my standards to being simultaneously dirty and borderline illiterate.

It's at 90% YANBU for a dream go on Greg!

I reckon this is as united as Mumsnet ever gets when it doesn't involve some poor woman's abusive wankbag DH.

@Tempstheyareachanging

A few months ago I had the most amazing dream about Pedro Pascal, a man whose existence I had barely paid the slightest attention to before. It completely changed how I saw him. Imagine my disappointment at how little we saw his face in the Mandalorian.

He’s hot in Narcos. Despite the dodgy wardrobe.

@oohyoudevilyou

Greg Davies is very sexy, as is James May and Richard Osman too.

Ooh can I join this club please, although I've gone off Richard in recent times, he's got a bit too big for his enormously large boots.

Greg Davies? Yeah I would

Check this on out (6.40) for achingly funny sex anecdote. With added possibilities to fuel GD fantasies:

@Respectabitch James Acaster is my other celebrity crush (had a fantastic sex dream about him just the other day) so that moment was truly pornographic for me! My lovely (now late, sadly) DH rolled his eyes and rewound it for me without a word... he really was the perfect husband!

Oooh you've got me thinking now...there is something strangely attractive about him!

I've only ever seen him in the Inbetweeners- seen all the episodes & films, hilarious

Making the most of the festive emojis! wish it was still Christmas...I digress

I'm pregnant. I had an amazing sex dream about my lovely friend last night 😭 and woke up beside my lovely husband

Bloody hormones

I still think you’re all insane.

Richard Osman isa very nice man but a bit man-booby in real life.
Greg Davies probably still owes his subs for the staff room coffee kitty.

But Will is a god and carpenter...

As you were...

I would too , I really like big men despite being barely five foot myself.

Some more porn for those with a weakness for Teacher Greg.

"You're not a bad guy, Nish."

I would love an evening in bed with Greg and Richard.

Or just Greg. He is super hot and those hands!

I had a dream that I changed him, he decided he was madly in love with me and wanted to marry me, I told my husband and he always refers to him as my other man

My DH is also aware of my Greg crush and teases me that Greg would crush me.
Yes please!!

Haha this thread is great. I've seen him live and he was awesome, not sure about what he did to blue ted though.....

Anyone watching YouTube clips in bed in the hope of inducing a Greg-Dream?