Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

[RatherBeReading]

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

I need to slide into his DM's.... after no sex for 3 years, I'm willing and very enthusiastic! 😂

I've had a delicious sex dream about Greg too! I was so cross with DH when I woke up to find him lying next to me being not Greg Davies. When I see him on TV now, I look at him wistfully like, 'yeah, he and I used to have a thing'.

@countydown

Love Greg, Always been attracted to men who can make me laugh, Never had a dream about Greg but I did have a very explicit sex dream about David Walliams.

Two years ago I found out I would be meeting David, It was a thing for work and it was on my mind when I went to bed the night before because I was a bit nervous, That night I had the only sex dream I have ever had.

He kept whispering to me when he was having sex with me 'This is what you have been needing isn't it?' He ended up finishing on my mattress and I had to buy a new one and was very pissed off.

The next day when I met him I could barely look him in the eye.

That sounds disappointingly like what I'd imagine real sex with him would be like

Irritatingly (sort of) most of my sex dreams about men involve either DH or a purely imaginary bloke. I did have a very nice sex dream about Gillian Anderson once.
#lockdowngoals: have dream sex with famous man.

As an aside, l often have dream sex about friends l’ve never thought about having sex with.

One dream in my distant past did encourage me to progress something though.

Greg’s on Twitter. Someone should send him this thread.

Also, YANBU. I definitely would!

Dreamt last night of sleeping with Rick grimes from walking dead....

Andrew Lincoln sex dream

Lucky woman. He was the man I most fancied until the unexpected but amazing hammering from Greg.

I did have a very nice sex dream about Gillian Anderson once.

I’d also enjoy this very much. I’m straight but she’s hot.

@hiccupgate

Lol sorry could we wind back to the bit about dream sex with Mr Tumble??? please tell me there was nothing special in his spotty bag.

Luckily no, he was dressed as Lord Tumble at the time.. I'm not sure if that makes it better or worse tbh. I pretty much snagged the Tory version of Mr Tumble

• Shagged... see , even my phone is disgusted with me

@RatherBeReading - And me, I’ll join the queue for Gillian. ‘Promise l won’t push in.

Just saw Mathew Baynton on BBC Breakfast talking about Ghosts. Reminded me of the heady early days of Horrible Histories and having a filthy dream about him as the Inca king Pachacuti. Just re-watched the video and got the old stirrings.

I've had two utterly filthy sex dreams in my life. The first starred Jeff Goldblum. No real surprises there.

The second, however, was Mark (The Beast) from The Chase. A bit more surprising but very, very hot. I feel funny every time I watch him now.

I'd happy shag Greg Davies in a dream or real life.

This thread is gold.

I'm aware I'm in danger of killing the vibe but I feel I need to know what it was about working with Richard Osman that made @Bloodypunkrockers go off him...

The thread worked! I had a sex dream last night about Russell Howard. He was lush. I'm all swoony this morning.

@SaladBowlsAndBasinsAndBuckets

The thread worked! I had a sex dream last night about Russell Howard. He was lush. I'm all swoony this morning.

Huzzah!

@RatherBeReading

I did have a very nice sex dream about Gillian Anderson once.

I’d also enjoy this very much. I’m straight but she’s hot.

It was a bit soft focus and Vaseline lens, but quite sensual

@RatherBeReading

I did have a very nice sex dream about Gillian Anderson once.

I’d also enjoy this very much. I’m straight but she’s hot.

I am not straight, so in the interests of fairness I call dibs on Gillian Anderson [heart eyes]

I wonder how many of us will have these dreams after reading this thread?

Milton Jones tidies up quite well. He was on Pointless recently with his hair combed and nice and shiny. Really rather attractive.

I'm so jealous of all of you with good sex dreams. I always have them about grotty colleagues and am then simultaneously horrified by my own subconscious, and also embarrassed beyond belief when I then see them.

Fair enough KnitFastDieWarm - though the good thing about dream sex is that no ownership is involved...

Dreamt last night of sleeping with Rick grimes from walking dead....

I'm jealous. He's lovely

Ohhhh I’ve just remembered I once had dreamsex with Tom Selleck. He was lovely and did nice things with his hands.

YANBU

Greg Davies

&

Dara Ó Briain

Together?

@romany4

But he's played by Egg, little Egg from This Life

sashh

I fanced Andrew Lincoln in This Life too