Entirely unreasonable but amazing (dream) sex with Greg Davies

[RatherBeReading]

I didn’t even know I found him attractive, but it was so good I can’t get him out of my mind
Either lack of dating opportunities because of lockdown is getting to me, or I’ve fucked my subconscious forever by binge watching Taskmaster?

He kept referring to himself in the third person at first, but we had grown fond of each other by the end of the dream

I've had a couple of absolutely filthy sex dreams about Rhod Gilbert....

I had Keir Starmer take me from behind the other night.
But the most memorable part of the dream was, what an amazing library he had.
So many books...

I’m up for dream-Keir Starmer taking me from behind in a library, as long as he doesn’t talk.
1/ Libraries need silence.
2/ He has a very unsexy voice

I just watched Travel Man (waited a whole 27 seconds after DC fell asleep ) OMG naked Greg being beaten with sticks. And at the end I wanted to give him a hug.

@romany4

I had Keir Starmer take me from behind the other night. But the most memorable part of the dream was, what an amazing library he had. So many books...

Have to say the books would be more appealing for me

lockdownhasbrokenme

I'm a sucker for an intelligent man

Love Greg, Always been attracted to men who can make me laugh, Never had a dream about Greg but I did have a very explicit sex dream about David Walliams.

Two years ago I found out I would be meeting David, It was a thing for work and it was on my mind when I went to bed the night before because I was a bit nervous, That night I had the only sex dream I have ever had.

He kept whispering to me when he was having sex with me 'This is what you have been needing isn't it?' He ended up finishing on my mattress and I had to buy a new one and was very pissed off.

The next day when I met him I could barely look him in the eye.

@countydown ROFL this is very relatable!

I strongly recommend that you all watch Richard Herring interviewing him for his podcast, you need to search for RHLSTP Greg Davies on YouTube if you are not familiar with the series. Absolutely fucking hilarious, he is such an incredible story teller.

[quote WeThreeKingsofOrientAre]@countydown ROFL this is very relatable![/quote]
Did you dream about David too or the mattress thing lol

Yup there are 2 rhlstp's both good. Also watch Bob mortimers.

@JessicaHyde

Yup there are 2 rhlstp's both good. Also watch Bob mortimers.

I would soooo do Bob ... especially while he was doing "Train Guy" 😂

RHLSTP YouTube vid x2 have been added to an increasingly large bookmark folder now named my langorous wank playlist - actually Langorous W*ank Playlist, asterisked in case kid sees it .

Totally with you on Greg. He is hot, no question about it.

@RatherBeReading

This afternoon’s distraction from online school/work Hades lead to the discovery that Greg has an episode of Who Do You Think You Are. Sometimes that involves them driving off around the country, and a lot of men roll up their sleeves when they drive.... I shall report back on any forearm sightings.

Driving

Swoon

Another member of the Jeremy Clarkson Dreamsex Survivors

A couple of weeks ago DH had a terrible night's sleep because I alternated between fidgeting, nicking all the blankets, snoring, and then having a very obvious moany sex dream about someone whose name I kept mumbling. I had no recollection of it whatsoever.

Me: Whose name was it?
DH: I couldn't really hear. Something with one syllable...
Me: Oh thank fuck. At least it wasn't Jeremy Clarkson again

I thought DH was going to injure himself laughing at me

I had a very, very, very realistic dream involving both of the hairy bikers at the same time. Knelt up on the bed, the one with dark hair facing me, the one with grey hair, ahem, not facing me. It was very, very full on!!!!

Looool @Gliblet 🤣🤣🤣

Lol sorry could we wind back to the bit about dream sex with Mr Tumble??? please tell me there was nothing special in his spotty bag.

Dreamt last night of sleeping with Rick grimes from walking dead....
Not complaining was amazing

Omg I’ve had Amazing sex (dreams) with Greg too! I do find him extremely attractive though. He was stood behind me once, just as he was getting properly famous, and coincidently just two days after I had seen him at a comedy club and found him hilarious! I could feel a giant stood behind me so I turned round at it was him! Gutted I never said anything to him at the time. I’d give anything these days, to climb him like a tree

SallyTimms I think I’d need to wash with bleach in a very hot shower after that!!

This thread has reminded me that I once had a filthy sex dream about Paul Hollywood.

Felt so ashamed when I woke up. I still watch the Bake Off but look away when he’s on screen.

I had a very rude sex dream about Johnny Depp once, we did some naughty bum stuff lol. I have very realistic sex dreams, sometimes I wonder if I've had a real orgasm as I usually wake up all flustered afterwards lol

@RatherBeReading

RHLSTP YouTube vid x2 have been added to an increasingly large bookmark folder now named my langorous wank playlist - actually Langorous W*ank Playlist, asterisked in case kid sees it .

I can’t tell you how thrilled I am that Languorous Wank has taken off [preens]

I’m currently writing a chapter of my thesis but i’m ashamed to say that i’m far more proud of the phrase ‘languorous wank’ than anything else i’ve achieved in terms of creative output this year