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To think this chap is a bit of an arse? OLD

82 replies

PeanutButterCheesecake · 11/12/2020 17:53

Just to be clear, I've never messaged him. This is his way of introducing himself.

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Nymeriastark1 · 11/12/2020 17:54

What?! 😂 he sent that to you? Why? Confused

Tinacollada · 11/12/2020 17:54

Haha what a dick head. Delete him !

Silverjellybean71 · 11/12/2020 17:56

Wow, he’s a catch! Get him snapped up quick and you could be exclusive by Christmas 🙄

Eminybob · 11/12/2020 17:56

A bit of an arse? Understatement of the year OP.

I’d be so tempted to call him out but that’s probably what he wants. Ignore and delete.

PeanutButterCheesecake · 11/12/2020 17:59

I've no idea why he sent it. No mention of punctuality in profile either, although I do think it's quite important. I've never seen anything like that in my life!

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SmileEachDay · 11/12/2020 17:59

What does he think you discriminate against?

He’s a catch OP. Message him.

😂

Northernsoullover · 11/12/2020 18:01

I can't think why he's single Confused

BobbinThreadbare123 · 11/12/2020 18:01

He'd be binned for his appalling treatment of the English language, even if he wasn't such an insufferable piece of shite! 'Your evicted'. FFS.

JesusInTheCabbageVan · 11/12/2020 18:02

Could you perhaps correct all the spelling and grammar errors and scan and send it back to him?

I'm normally live and let live with that kind of thing, but he does deserve it.

VillanellesOrangeCoat · 11/12/2020 18:02

I’d reply that punctuality isn’t an issue. Punctuation, however...

Aquamarine1029 · 11/12/2020 18:04

I'll fight you for him, op. Grin

MustardMitt · 11/12/2020 18:05

Negging.

FoxyTheFox · 11/12/2020 18:05

You message back, he "changes his mind" because you're "not what he expected" then he proceeds to treat you like shit for the next few months of dating and justifies it on the grounds that he's doing you a favour by even dating you in the first place.

Goawayquickly · 11/12/2020 18:07

Ooh I'll have him if you don't want him, he sounds a dream Grin

LuckyNumberThirteen · 11/12/2020 18:09

What does your profile say???🤣🤣

WitchesSpelleas · 11/12/2020 18:09

"Interests - making people smile"

By sending people posts that insult them, eh?

What a prize dickhead.

randomchap · 11/12/2020 18:13

"a bit of an arse"? Are you going for the nobel prize in understatement?

TheFormerPorpentinaScamander · 11/12/2020 18:17

Oh please let me have him. Please. Please. He's clearly such a catch!

BigFluffyBearr · 11/12/2020 18:21

Does anyone have to ask if this is normal?

Musmerian · 11/12/2020 18:22

Correct his grammar and block him.

MrsHugsxx · 11/12/2020 18:22

What a weirdo. He's got no one messaging him so he's being offensive to try and get a reaction from you. An absolute nutcase, OLD is full of them. Just ignore him.

PeanutButterCheesecake · 11/12/2020 18:22

My profile says 'I really adore fuckheads with no manners who hate women, please message me if you meet that criteria'

I thought that about the 'making people smile' thing too! What a cunt.

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Sparklesocks · 11/12/2020 18:24

An extreme form of negging!

Butchyrestingface · 11/12/2020 18:26

This is why I don't do OLD.

Hell, it's why I don't do dating full stop.

jellybellydancers · 11/12/2020 18:26

Aw shucks, OP, bet you're gutted 😂😂