To think this chap is a bit of an arse? OLD

[PeanutButterCheesecake]

Just to be clear, I've never messaged him. This is his way of introducing himself.

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My profile does say that I'm happy 😆 But what the fuck do I know, clearly. (If I said I was unhappy, does that mean I'm not unhappy?)

I've not mentioned the your/you're thing, and now he's so blocked I can't find him again to unblock 😭 as I'm sure he would appreciate the correction, rather than make himself look like a silly willy when he sends messages. Oh no, wait...

@PeanutButterCheesecake

I've blocked him and deleted the picture so thanks to *@malpa* for saving the day there!

No need to thank me. Censoring his shirtless "Look at ma muscles!" pose almost felt like an obligation... 🤮

You were right to block him, but weren't you tempted to reply in order to provide us with more entertainment discover more of his charming personality and wisdom, as obviously he - a man with such insight about you - is the only one who can make you truly happy?

Maybe he’s not quite got to grips with technology and is replying to the wrong lucky lady. Sorry to break it to you, but maybe the message was never intended for you.

Talk about how to win friends and influence people. Not.

Still, never mind. At least he's saved you from spending more than 30 seconds of your life in deciding he's not for you.

@Butchyrestingface

This is why I don't do OLD.

Hell, it's why I don't do dating full stop.

Deffo 😂