To think this chap is a bit of an arse? OLD

[PeanutButterCheesecake]

Just to be clear, I've never messaged him. This is his way of introducing himself.

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Twat.

Here's an edited pic if it helps save the thread.

I'd reply: How funny to go to the effort of setting yourself up on a dating site, only to spend your time there sending multiple messages to the 'ugly' women that you don't want to date .

Yay, MNHQ have removed the pic but left the thread. Nice one, @malpa.

I've blocked him and deleted the picture so thanks to @malpa for saving the day there!

I'd just respond 'Oh, right. Thanks for letting me know.' And never anything else.

All hail @malpa!

No I'm not on a date with him. He is well out of my league 😭 so handsome and charming

I smell an incel

I wouldn't be surprised if he just copies and pasted that to loads of women - gross

I've been toying with the idea of online dating. If that is the quality of the men out there, I'll stick with single life.

Holy fuck balls, he has some issues.

He was up all night worrying about it the poor lamb.

What's OLD? What a dickhead

@PeanutButterCheesecake

My profile says 'I really adore fuckheads with no manners who hate women, please message me if you meet that criteria'

I thought that about the 'making people smile' thing too! What a cunt.

He was only following your instructions tbf

What a bloody arsehat. @PeanutButterCheesecake You are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good for this twat.

Also, I don't want to sound smug, so I am sorry if I do, but I am so glad I am married (for nearly 30 years,) because no WAY would I want to be a single woman, trying to find romance/a partner these days. SOOOOO many total nobhead men on OLD.

If me and DH split, or he died (God forbid!) I think I would stay alone/single forever! I shudder at the thought of having to start dating at fifty-ish.

@gottakeeponmovin

What's OLD? What a dickhead

OLD = ONLINE DATING.

Well, I think you are in luck. It's clearly a psychiatrist fishing for patients.

(and if that doesn't work, he can always destroy your confidence himself).

Probably thought OP would seize on his first message (at 5:30am!) and reply 'Gosh, you're so clever and insightful, please come round right away and shag me.'

When OP, strangely enough, didn't reply within 5 mins despite further prods, he quickly and so charmingly 'signed off' ... to preserve his dignity and self-respect. Ha ha ha.

Also, what an odd insult 'You're someone who's not always happy.' Along with ... 100% of the human race. Was he grinning away with utter contentment as he berated OP for her profile choices?

@PeanutButterCheesecake

No I'm not on a date with him. He is well out of my league 😭 so handsome and charming

He's obviously way out of your league given the level of bell-endery he spouts.

Can't even string together a sentence and thinks the highest insult to a woman is to call her ugly, these losers should just keep themselves to themselves in the bin.

There is a twitter feed dedicated entirely to the bizarre/horrifying/so-appalling-it's-funny messages men send to women on OLD profiles. (Actually, it's broadened out into a podcast, too.) I am routinely astounded.

“From reading your profile I would say blah blah”Thanks for the analysis Sigmund Freudulent. As for “your (sic) clearly not a nice person” that sounds like projection to me. Tosser (analyse that).

According to the timestamps, he spent at least a few minutes composing those messages, and that was the best he could come up with! Amazing...

Do you ever think that incels troll women in this way so they have fodder?

someone may have responded calling him out on everything from his use of 'your' to his barely concealed nastiness & that would have been enough for ''see how fucking horrible women are''