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to think theres one too many "closet lesbiens" on mn

115 replies

howcanibesure · 18/10/2007 18:56

sorry for name change, but a very long standing member.

is it me, or has anyone else noticed all this "i love you" driving me mad.

OP posts:
boolepew · 18/10/2007 19:46

So, flashing your; neck, wrist, ankle, bending over and showing your arse and biting your lip?! You'd never pull anyone doing all that.

WanderingTrolley · 18/10/2007 19:47

I have ankle blindness.

Phwwooaarrr at me.

There's a small chance I may have got some of that wrong...

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:47

Oh God, I have a dinner date and I'm late, hmmmmmm sorry for being late, I was just chatting with my closet lesbian friends.

sKerryMum · 18/10/2007 19:50

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Slubberdegullion · 18/10/2007 19:50

boolepew, you don't do it all in one go. Slooooooooooooooooowly sloooooooooooooooooooowly catchy monkey.

Ok I've had 2 glasses of wine and I now mildy have the horn (dear lord I should be showing DH my ankles and neck), and now I have to go over to friends with note pad and talk raffle prizes.

If I end up snogging someone it's all you lot's fault.

TheEvilDediderata · 18/10/2007 19:51

Aw, feck off with the subtleties. Would you someone just get their tits out?

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:52

(.) (.)

FlightAttendant · 18/10/2007 19:52

can someone point me at the lesbian threads, I feel like flirting tonite [twinkly eyed emoticon]

littleNonSpecificHolidaylapin · 18/10/2007 19:52

This is reminding me of Legally Blonde - bennnd.... and swish!

sKerryMum · 18/10/2007 19:52

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FlightAttendant · 18/10/2007 19:53

especially if cod is on any of them

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:53

FA your on one! Hi Kerry

boolepew · 18/10/2007 19:54

Don't call them 'monkey's' it's a life style choice.

FlightAttendant · 18/10/2007 19:54

Oh!

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:54

Ok gotta go later dahlings mwah mwah.

ScottishMummy · 18/10/2007 19:57

all righty all u ankle lovers lookey here
"Cor i'm off to sainsbury's mules"

"Look at do my ankles look fat in these mules"

"Look at this mule"

boolepew · 18/10/2007 19:58

Let us know if you pull.

Or get arrested for public groping.

sKerryMum · 18/10/2007 20:02

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Mercy · 18/10/2007 20:06

All I can say is - have you ever seen a photo of Lou33?

LittleMissVampireSlayer · 18/10/2007 20:54

anyone want to be in my lesbian clique?

wheres everyone gone??

damn just killed another thread!

sKerryMum · 18/10/2007 20:57

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talulasmum · 18/10/2007 21:26

cheeset;

forgot to mention earlier;

ive been looking for you.

ive missed you.

i love you.

was'nt there one of these last week about angelina jolie?

inlovewithjose · 19/10/2007 18:28

to the op.

im sure your joking. but just in case your not.

i think when people say i love you, its normally in response to some one thats given then really good advice, or made them laugh.

(i hope)

ScaryScaryNight · 19/10/2007 18:36

Why do I get a feeling I know who the OP is?

And somehow I think she refers to me.

littleNonSpecificHolidaylapin · 19/10/2007 18:37

well, helloooooooo

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