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to think theres one too many "closet lesbiens" on mn

115 replies

howcanibesure · 18/10/2007 18:56

sorry for name change, but a very long standing member.

is it me, or has anyone else noticed all this "i love you" driving me mad.

OP posts:
TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 18:58

Woz wong wif wuv?

ggglimpopo · 18/10/2007 18:58

Well nobody has declared passionate feelings for me.

yet another fking clique to which I am not invited.

My msn addreess should anyone wish to declare unrequited lurve is available on request.

StrawberryMartini · 18/10/2007 18:58

Er... did you not see my thread where a number of people came out of the closet.

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:00

I can't get into my closet, never mind gettin feckin out of it!

ScottishMummy · 18/10/2007 19:00

how can anyone tell you i love you if you keep changing your name

in Scotland a closet is called the press, so would there be press Lesbians too

boolepew · 18/10/2007 19:01

ggg... I couldn't help but notice how ravishing you look tonight

screaminghousewife · 18/10/2007 19:03

GGG I wuv you

Lulumama · 18/10/2007 19:04

tis lesbian , by the way

wow, you are looking fine ! have you changed your hair? and your skin, so dewy. and your eyes., so dazzling.....

Mercy · 18/10/2007 19:05

I don't know any lesbiens. But I know a few lesbians.

And saying 'I love you' doesn't make someone a lesbian afaik.

Have I missed something??

(I love you howcanibesure btw)

dooley1 · 18/10/2007 19:07

been there, done that, bought the T-shirt etc etc
there was some 'I love you' going on but most of it was angst, angst, and yet more angst... and my God, we were bitchy...
Give me a solid , down to earth bloke anyday who doesn't do feelings

ScottishMummy · 18/10/2007 19:08

all you laydees look mighty purdy to me, sitting in my closet muttering i love you

Lulumama · 18/10/2007 19:08
incogneato · 18/10/2007 19:09

goodness ggg, those earrings really suit you, and that eyeshadow brings out the colour of your eyes.

pointydog · 18/10/2007 19:11

lesbien is the french, to make it sound even more sexy

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:11

Scottishmummy get back in yer press!

boolepew · 18/10/2007 19:12

Piss off the lot of you. I saw ggg first.

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:12

Ooh la la!

Lulumama · 18/10/2007 19:12

but i am by far the purdiest

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:14

I'm actually getting because no one has made eyes at me.

pointydog · 18/10/2007 19:14

tu es vraiment chouette

TheEvilDediderata · 18/10/2007 19:14

Why would you change your name, you big bloody poof!

Anyhow, I'm intrigued. There's one too many.

But ... which one is it?

pointydog · 18/10/2007 19:14

madame lesbien

boolepew · 18/10/2007 19:16

God , I didn't know lesbians were so demanding.

TheCurseOfTheMhummy · 18/10/2007 19:16

Oh fgs will someone chat me up?

TheEvilDediderata · 18/10/2007 19:16

... I'm not a long standing member, but I have an upstanding member

If someone could just ... (pant) buckle it for me at the back? Please?