to think theres one too many "closet lesbiens" on mn

[howcanibesure]

sorry for name change, but a very long standing member.

is it me, or has anyone else noticed all this "i love you" driving me mad.

Nice x post there!

If you're Mhamai, I'll chat you up anytime

So TCOTM..... How YOU doin'?

ooooh,curseofthemhummy...your bandages look extremely fetching, adn the reek of embalming fluid is just delightful

Yes I'm she desi, ooh er two chat ups, hey screaminhousewife

Along the continental lines the German translation is

lesbisch

which to my ear sounds very rough love up against a gnarly tree.

feck lulu, you had me going there! Arf.

I won't tell you what slubber sounds like so!

lulu you are looking Hot-to-trot in scratch and sniff vision

I don't think you can ever have too many closet lesbians...

Argh!

oi all hair flickin and teasin is mighty provocative...lil missy like a pantene ad

Dotty you have just managed to make closet lesbian sound like hangers.

What does revealing your wrist mean?!?

aaaahhhhh clear the decks empty the closet its a holby moment - o im here!im in there!hold me back!

Well, I'm waiting for them all to jump out..!

I forget who I am flirting with now. This is making me moderately lusty and I have to go out to a barn dance commitee meeting shortly, with 2 other women.

Sluts, the lot of you.

oh my lord - do you think they're closet lesbiens?! Maybe you could tempt them out?

you mumsnet slag

boolepew, no the inside of your wrist. It's a pulse point and women show the inside of their wrists off unconsciously to people who they are flirting with. Same as necks, and ankles apparently.

Now slubber I'm sorry but that is wayyyyyyyy tmi!

Brings a whole new meaning to "grab yer partner by the hand"

I knew a lesbian once with an amazing tattoo on her wrist - very sexy...