to think theres one too many "closet lesbiens" on mn

[howcanibesure]

sorry for name change, but a very long standing member.

is it me, or has anyone else noticed all this "i love you" driving me mad.

Slubber that x post was actually relevant to your last post...........spooky

Surely it would be "une lesbienne" ?

spooky .......and sexy.

Oh ffs come on now, I have to go and talk table cloths and ticket sales.

love your lippy not too brassy - very pat butcher

Showing off the inside of your wrists and your neck...hmm...

Do not flirt with vampires. It will end badly. For you, at least.

(Dotty I'm not accusing you of being a vampire here btw)

Ahem. I'm the lipstick lesbian around here. Dp is utterly amazed that I have four eyeshadow thingys and two lipsticks. She shakes her head everytime she sees my teeny tiny make up bag (which surely needs more stuff in it??!).

ooh Wandering - don't get me started on Buffy!

Are you lot going for the 'lipstick ' lesbian look. What's wrong with dungarees and DM's.

But how can you show your ankle off to someone, beyond hoiking it onto a bar stool and literally shoving it in someone's face? Has anyone looked at their ankle long enough to notice a pulse point? And why would you?

Dungarees and DMs are fine for when you're 'experimenting' - you know, in your 20's, don't give a toss, once solution revolution and all that.

Then you hit your 30's and it's clear that nice clothes and a bit of make up mean people don't run away/laugh at you/or alternatively, employ you...

oh god - my ankles disappeared shortly after the birth of ds2 three years ago and haven't been seen since...

Touching your neck too, thats a biggy.

And bending over unnecesarily (fuck that's a hard word to spell).

Do you know about the stiletto thing? Apparently it's sexy because women point their toes at the moment of orgasm(?!) and that's what high heels make your foot do.

Oi Slubber, I think I can see your gullion.

I haven't seen my own ankles since 1994.

This is why I'm crap at flirting.

And biting your lips.

im going for the full lipstick,foundation,blusher,mascara, and squirt o perfume full maintenance chick i am

lapin, I thought you said "point at their toes" I was thinking, "gosh I don't remember doing that before"

sKerry - i know - I've never known so many threads about lesbian stuff - I think we should re-name it closetnet!

I love cod. she reminds me of a teacher I once had at school.

Blimey have none of you lot ever read a body language book. You don't show someone your ankle in their face stylee.

You let your shoe dangle off your foot a bit, thus drawing attention to your shapely legs and finely turned ankle (which have a pulse point btw) and that gets the juices flowing.

WanderingTrolley have you seen anyone else's ankles lately then

I know I'm flirting outrageously when I find myself messing with someone else's clothing/fag packet/drink...