To ask if you would buy the sex toy or the sandwich maker?

[ImNotMeImSomeoneElse]

I'm asking the collective wisdom of mumsnet because I am contemplating buying both of these items specifically because of threads on here.

Both are similar in price.

I can really only justify buying one at the moment.

To vote sex toy (Satisfyer Pro 2) choose YABU

To vote sandwich maker (probably Breville deep dish) choose YANBU

Voting options are done for convenience rather than as an indication of my preference. I'm genuinely torn between the two. I would buy both but I have birthdays and Christmas to buy for, and coronavirus has affected my income.

Help me decide!

That's tricky. You haven't given us any clues about your need for these items. e.g. WFH every day, you might need the sandwich maker. Partner just left you, you might need the sex toy.

Sex toy!

Mine did break after about 3 months though 😂
If you had more £ I'd recommend a vibrating wand.... I can literally orgasm in 1 min it's so powerful 😂

I'm single
I work at home a lot

I don't think that helps, sorry! 😁

Sandwich toaster for me.

Sex toy! You can make a toasted sandwich in the frying pan if needed

I have that sex toy.

It’s good, go for it.

I voted sandwich maker, but I think you may go straight on the naughty list if you ask Santa for a sex toy so I might not go with my choice.

I'd go for the sandwich toaster.

Oh gosh. What a dilemma.
It’s like when Joey on friends was asked to choose between sex or sandwiches.
I’d probably lean towards sex toy. Use a frying pan for toasties, and put the word out with family that you want a sandwich maker for Christmas.

Looks like the sex toy is winning!

@LG101

Sex toy! You can make a toasted sandwich in the frying pan if needed

You could use a frying pan as a sex toy if needed 😆

Sex toy!

Iv had mine for 18 months and it still works fine but it’s not my most used one. They are only £27 on amazon.

You can make a toasted sandwich under the grill. Get the vibrator.

Are you for real OP?!

Toastie maker definitely.

@Elmo311

Sex toy!

Mine did break after about 3 months though 😂
If you had more £ I'd recommend a vibrating wand.... I can literally orgasm in 1 min it's so powerful 😂

I second this! I got a cheap wand off of Amazon (£20) and its absolutely amazing! Orgasms over food any day

Hmm, it's now 50/50

Clearly this divides people almost as much as Brexit 😂

Agree with the poster above. There's many ways to make a cheese toastie!

Sex toy, because you can ask Santa for a sandwich toaster

Do you have other sex toys you can use? No need for any details, just thinking you can make toasties in other ways so if you don't have another i would go for the sex toy

Depends how much use each device would get.

Go with the more frequently wanted.

Do you have other sex toys you can use?

Nope, but I do manage without quite well 😉

The sex toy.
You can toast your sandwich under the grill or in a sandwich toaster bag in the toaster.

The Nectar points double-up thingy is on at the moment - perhaps you could get them both half price??

Get a doxy wand they are the best wand ever