To ask if you would buy the sex toy or the sandwich maker?

[ImNotMeImSomeoneElse]

I'm asking the collective wisdom of mumsnet because I am contemplating buying both of these items specifically because of threads on here.

Both are similar in price.

I can really only justify buying one at the moment.

To vote sex toy (Satisfyer Pro 2) choose YABU

To vote sandwich maker (probably Breville deep dish) choose YANBU

Voting options are done for convenience rather than as an indication of my preference. I'm genuinely torn between the two. I would buy both but I have birthdays and Christmas to buy for, and coronavirus has affected my income.

Help me decide!

The Satisfyer is genuinely a game changer so my vote is for that.

The Satisfyer is genuinely a game changer

Noted!

I can see why you're in a dilemma! Both good items imo.

However you can get a cheap toastie maker for £9.99 surely and then you could get both??

I’d go with sex toy but only because I recently purchased a wand

Sex toy. It's much easier to clean.

@dollyknocker

Sex toy. It's much easier to clean.

However you can get a cheap toastie maker for £9.99 surely and then you could get both??

Ooooh. We might have a winner!

Can you research something you can use for both?

Now I'm on the verge of buying a Satisfyer on Amazon. 😬

It depends. Are you more prone to bouts of hunger or horniness?

@christmasreindeer a frying pan? She doesn't want to burn her bits

Sex toy for me. If that feels like a let down, resort to sandwich maker in January.

I really fancy a toasted sandwich now

[quote LadyTiredWinterBottom2]@christmasreindeer a frying pan? She doesn't want to burn her bits

Sex toy for me. If that feels like a let down, resort to sandwich maker in January.[/quote]
She doesn't have to heat it up

Use a frying pan for toasties, and put the word out with family that you want a sandwich maker for Christmas.

Or she could just buy the sandwich maker and ask her family for a vibrator for Christmas!

Are you more prone to bouts of hunger or horniness?

Depends if I have just eaten or not

Definitely the sex toy! My DP bought me the satisfyer pro 2 a year ago now for when he works away and it's amazing!! 🤩

Now I'm on the verge of buying a Satisfyer on Amazon

Ooh if you do I hope it lives up to your expectations! (mind you, I also hope it lives up to mine...)

Sex toy as you can ask other people to buy you a sandwich toaster, or at least put money towards it and then show them what they've bought you.

Surely one or the other might go on offer for Black Friday?

Toaster.

You have fingers?

Depends which item would make you blush less to ask a close loved one to buy you as a Christmas gift.

Do you mean a toastie maker?
Just get a cheap one, they're better anyway in my opinion.
There's only one thing better than a crispy triangle of cheese... an orgasm.
If I had to choose I'd go sex toy.

@dollyknocker

Sex toy. It's much easier to clean.

Actual LOL!

You wont always be horny, but your always gonna be hungry, 'nough said babes

That was surpringly close. I'm all for sex toy 😂

Sex toy. The satisfyer pro 2 is very good.

Plus, as pointed out, it's much more socially acceptable to ask for a sandwich toaster for Christmas.