To ask if you would buy the sex toy or the sandwich maker?

[ImNotMeImSomeoneElse]

I'm asking the collective wisdom of mumsnet because I am contemplating buying both of these items specifically because of threads on here.

Both are similar in price.

I can really only justify buying one at the moment.

To vote sex toy (Satisfyer Pro 2) choose YABU

To vote sandwich maker (probably Breville deep dish) choose YANBU

Voting options are done for convenience rather than as an indication of my preference. I'm genuinely torn between the two. I would buy both but I have birthdays and Christmas to buy for, and coronavirus has affected my income.

Help me decide!

Satisfyer or Satis-fryer?

Sorry couldn't resist .

Anyway I now want both

Satisfyer or Satis-fryer?

I hate that I laughed at that 😆

Anyway I now want both

You are clearly a woman of good taste 😉

Well the upshot of this thread is that I showed it to DH and am now getting both for Christmas. DH is Team Sex Toy too BTW

Brilliant! I suggest you take a look at this thread, if you haven't seen it yet.

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/_chat/4072826-what-is-the-ultimate-sandwich-toaster-recipe

I wish to complain!
I bought a Satisfyer Pro 2 off the back of this thread. Is it supposed to clatter?

This is like that Morphy Richards steam mop thread all over again!

Satisfyer is a game changer, no contest.

@YellowHighlighterPen

I wish to complain! I bought a Satisfyer Pro 2 off the back of this thread. Is it supposed to clatter?

This is like that Morphy Richards steam mop thread all over again!

It shouldn't clatter during active use, no.

They are the same thing right?

The Lelo wand, comes with lifetime guarantee and you'd have to go some to break it. 😉

another vote for sex toy

Mine doesn't clatter. It's actually quieter than I expected.

As to where to purchase, I'd recommend Asda for the toaster, all appliances I've bought from there just keep working and are so cheaper. Sex toy, I'd recommend Sainsbury's. I popped into my local branch early one Saturday morning recently, using the scan it yourself app. I had a 'reward' voucher from work so thought I'd treat myself. The assistant had to confirm my age as I'd bought a bottle of Prosecco too. I paid and off I went......the security alarm sounded as I left; the security guard checked my receipt....'all seems to be in order' he said with a smile, 'have a nice day', which I did.

Sex toy

Could you hire an open-minded and imaginative sandwich shop worker with a high sex drive? Just a sideways look at it.

Hmmm. Might have to return mine then. There's a loud, definite and unwanted clatter.

Sex toy.

After all it’s easy enough to find someone to make you a toasted sandwich- but someone who can satisfy the other need may not be 😂

@TheRogueApostrophe

I've genuinely never understood paying for sex toys when fingers are free and never need new batteries. Maybe I'm missing something?

I vote for the sandwich toaster for that reason

Thirded. You are MISSING out.

Get thee to a sex shop, sharpish.

I have both and the sex toy definitely gets more use than the sandwich toaster, so better value for money...

Go for the sex toy - you can ask your mum for the sandwich toaster for christmas (or money towards it) - not so much the other way round

Toasties are usually made with cheese, the food of the devil. Sex toy all the way, no cheese that way too!

Sex toy and buy those sandwich toaster bags you can pop in the toaster

It’s dead easy to make sandwiches without a sandwich maker. And who wants to eat a sandwich when they are trying to wake up for the morning. A little buzz helps significantly.

@StarlightLady

It’s dead easy to make sandwiches without a sandwich maker. And who wants to eat a sandwich when they are trying to wake up for the morning. A little buzz helps significantly.

Not if you want beans in it you definitely need a toastie maker then.