To ask if you would buy the sex toy or the sandwich maker?

[ImNotMeImSomeoneElse]

I'm asking the collective wisdom of mumsnet because I am contemplating buying both of these items specifically because of threads on here.

Both are similar in price.

I can really only justify buying one at the moment.

To vote sex toy (Satisfyer Pro 2) choose YABU

To vote sandwich maker (probably Breville deep dish) choose YANBU

Voting options are done for convenience rather than as an indication of my preference. I'm genuinely torn between the two. I would buy both but I have birthdays and Christmas to buy for, and coronavirus has affected my income.

Help me decide!

I think the sex toy you’re after is the same as the Womanizer, that I have.

Definitely go for the toy, cheese toasties are not comparable in the slightest.

And I love cheese toasties

@dollyknocker

Sex toy. It's much easier to clean.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Best reason so far!!

I read on another thread that you can put mars bars in toasties, so it would have to be the sandwich maker. Masturbation's over-rated

Oh no I now have a satisfyer coming Monday

Brevil Deep Dish Sandwich Maker

I prefer DIY orgasms to mechanically induced ones personally

I'm glad that the vote demonstrates that they are difficult to choose between! Who knew it would be so close!

@GeidiPrimes I think we are reading the same thread, it's the reason the sandwich toaster ever up in my online shopping basket...

Oh, the sex toy ...... I don't eat bread

Masturbation's over-rated

So is most of the sex I've had

Best AIBU I’ve seen in a while
I actually prefer toasties made in a frying pan. So definitely could live without the toastie maker. And bottom line is an orgasm is always going to be more satisfying than a toasted sandwich! In fact, skip lunch and have some lunchtime fun instead

MN is going to do all kinds of weird things to the Amazon “Customers who bought this also purchased...” algorithms!

Buy a sandwich maker, then you can find a friend with benefits, so you wont need a sex toy, then you can make him a toasty after 😂😂

@Hawkmoth

Can you research something you can use for both?

Sounds painful

You haven’t given enough info about the products. Will either of them double up so they can be used for both functions I.e. toasted sandwiches and sex? (Anyone who questions this hasn’t read the Postman Spaff thread with the Pyrex dish possibilities).

I vote sex toy, not because a cheese toastie is better than an orgasm. It isnt. (melted cheese with pickle in a toastie is underrated tbh)

But

a) you wouldn’t be embarrassed to ask for a toastie maker as a gift

b) you can do a toastie in a pan.

c) Black Friday cheap toastie makers

I've genuinely never understood paying for sex toys when fingers are free and never need new batteries. Maybe I'm missing something?

I vote for the sandwich toaster for that reason

@TheRogueApostrophe

I've genuinely never understood paying for sex toys when fingers are free and never need new batteries. Maybe I'm missing something?

I vote for the sandwich toaster for that reason

Have you ever used a sex toy such a wand or the toy op mentioned ?

Sex Toy. Ready to use the second its switched on - you have to wait for the Toasty Machine to heat up ........

I've genuinely never understood paying for sex toys when fingers are free and never need new batteries. Maybe I'm missing something?

I felt the same till I tried an Anne Summers Rabbit (parting gift from knobhead ex)

Fuck. Me.

Not the same. At all.

I suppose it might depend on how easy you find it to orgasm. I used to find it very difficult.

@TheRogueApostrophe

I've genuinely never understood paying for sex toys when fingers are free and never need new batteries. Maybe I'm missing something?

I vote for the sandwich toaster for that reason

Yeah you are missing something, I can guarantee your fingers (or anyone else’s for that matter) cannot do what that toy does, and it’s usb chargeable so batteries not needed!

Get this sandwich maker - incredibly easy to clean and really good. www.amazon.co.uk/Breville-VST025-Sandwich-Press-Stainless/dp/B0048EJQBS/ref=mp_s_a_1_3?hvlocphy=1006691&hvnetw=g&keywords=panini+maker&hvadid=259096366277&qid=1605396140&dchild=1&gclid=Cj0KCQiAnb79BRDgARIsAOVbhRrBLMWEn9REV3xsg3YGqh5oNezVtwarLxT7O_Fm7fgkJIccTg6O_7MaAoQLEALw_wcB&hydadcr=26197_1817209&hvdev=m&hvqmt=e&tag=mumsnetforu03-21&hvtargid=kwd-105077714&adgrpid=53035762757&hvrand=9876704582463161632&sr=8-3

Then shop around for the sex toy - i found it half price on the first page of Google.

Sooo..

I ordered the toy, and it was sent next day delivery.

It has just been delivered.

The delivery man smiled at me and said 'have a nice evening'.

Was he just being nice or DOES HE KNOW??? 😱

Maybe hes on MN and read the thread

I’d go with the sarnie maker.
I’ve got a satisfier and I’m not fan

Mumsnet classic anyone?

A penis beaker is cheaper probably!!!!!

Sex toy. You can quickly get bored of toasties. No one gets bored of having orgasms. And it's good for your health. Unlike all those carbs.