To love crap food?

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Ok, not often, granted but I could happily chow my way through any of the big bags of Happy Shopper brand crisps eg. onion rings or prawn cocktail twirls. You can keep your Kettle Chips.

I also love Frankfurter sausages and Cheesestrings.

What 'crap' foods do you love?

Chocolate, crisps, ice cream with chocolate sauce, cheese and biscuits, donuts, brownies, popcorn ..

.. oh my god I'm hungry and I've literally just had my dinner (and a brownie )

I used to live on spaghetti with a tin of campbells condensed chicken soup with oregano as a "sauce".
White bread egg mayo sandwiches.
Sausage rolls
Greggs steak bakes

Chocolate pop tarts

Pot noodles
Scampi flavoured fries

square crisps, salt and vinegar flavour

Happy Shopper onion rings
Happy Shoppers cheese puffs
Curry super noodles
Chicken and Mushroom Pot Noodles

Remembering Cheese Moments in pubs, little pockets of unhealthy savoury saltiness, yum!

Tomato ketchup butties, white bread, loads of butter, yum

Chicken super noodles - food of the gods

@WankPuffins omg you are genius!!! Never even thought of making it into a cheese cake. Wow you've changed my life

Just demolished a box of maltesers.

@Winterwoo @SweetMilkyFilth yes!

Omg! Happy shopper or supermarket 2 for £1 big packets of crisps.
I love all crisps but the fake frazzles, wotsits and onion rings are the best!

I love this thread. Most of mine have been mentioned already.

Happy shoppers poppadums are amazing
Spar burger bites
Bobby’s rib wotsit type crisps/barbecue party mix (or any of their crisps really)
Lidl fake alphabites
Poppy and sesame seed crackers
Cheese and broccoli pasta n sauce
Plastic cheese slices

Tinned hot dogs
Beef super noodles
Salt and vinegar chipstix
Those fish n chips crisp things
Pretzel sticks from the polish bit of the world food aisle

Lots of these I can’t eat any more because of a dairy issue and I went veggie. I do miss them though!

They have a 2 part name and are really cheap you can get them in pound land ect.

Snax something snax is ringing a bell!

Fake bacon butties or a fry-up with fake bacon, fake sausages, a couple of fried eggs, sliced mushrooms and some tomatoes, all served up with a decent helping of tesco own brand brown sauce.

I forgot crap cheese sandwiches! Cheap white bread, thick butter, grated rubbery mild cheddar. Delicious.

@TwoZeroTwoZero

Fake bacon butties or a fry-up with fake bacon, fake sausages, a couple of fried eggs, sliced mushrooms and some tomatoes, all served up with a decent helping of tesco own brand brown sauce.

Seriously, what’s crap about this meal?

Oh yes!
8 months pregnant and loving onion ring Crisps, 99p for a huge bag in aldi...! 😂

Rustlers burgers that take 90 secs in the microwave.
Kraft cheesy pasta.
Findus crispy pancakes.

Takes me back to my clubbing days.

Well, it's not exactly good for you is it and I've seen so many people on here turn their noses up at fake meat that I thought it was a big no-no!

Other crap food I like is:
Supermarket own brand Frazzles; chocolate flavour Pop Tarts and Gregg's veg slices that I can find in Iceland but not in an actual Gregg's shop.

Sorry, that was in response to @PurpleDaisies. For some reason the reply function didn't work.

Omg pop tarts. Havent had one for years. My Dad used to buy those for me.

Omg! THANK YOU. These crisps are amazing.

Alphabites
Ice poles
Cherryade
Skips
Quorn cocktail sausages
Those sliced, sweet burger gherkins