To love crap food?

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Ok, not often, granted but I could happily chow my way through any of the big bags of Happy Shopper brand crisps eg. onion rings or prawn cocktail twirls. You can keep your Kettle Chips.

I also love Frankfurter sausages and Cheesestrings.

What 'crap' foods do you love?

ferrero rocher

Crisps like Frazzles (though the CoOp or Aldi takes), Skips, and salt and vinegar twirls. Also pork scratchings.

@WankPuffins I had the BEST hospital meal after my op
Two mugs of tea, cheese and onion pie with mash, pickled red cabbage and a crusty roll with butter. Then jam roly poly and custard AND a pot of ice cream
Then they brought me cake later on with another two mugs of tea. I had a side room and was perfectly happy

I love those bags of onion ring crisps

Chicken super noodle sandwich, dairylee dunkers, monster munch and pasta packets like mac n cheese

Spam.

I could literally eat a whole tin to myself. Cut into chunks and nicely chilled from the fridge.

Chipstix. Could eat them until my fingers pruned and my tongue shrivelled.
Bacon Fries. The above doesn't happen with them, so I just eat them until there aren't any more.

I bloody love pork scratchings and the puffy ones too. There are lots of posh looking brands that sell these popping up so I don't feel too bad adding them to my shopping basket occasionally.

I also prefer cheap crisps. I've been craving golden wonder quarter backs (they're cheeseburger flavoured!) but can't find them anywhere. Spar brand bacon frazzles and purple packet transformer crisps are my favourite.

Does anyone know what brand of crisps these might be? It's a multipack and the outer packet is red and might have little cartoon bears/animals on them? Not pombears, they are wotsit type crisps.

Yangnyeom-chikin, it is like an addiction at this point. It is made more unhealthy as we drink whilst eating it.

Smash. About as far from a real potato as it gets but I love it. Proper crap food.

Instant mash and spaghetti hoops

Or instant mash and bisto

Crisps especially Wotsits and Disco's
Philly cheese with breadsticks
That sickly sweet fondant icing on birthday cakes
Pizza
Hot buttered toast
Sherbet Dabs
Anything by Mr. Kipling

Cook spaghetti, mix with tomato puree, mix it in many slices of plastic cheese slices.
Heaven.
Could also top with extra grated cheese.

Chicken and Mushroom Pukka Pie, especially the soft pastry bottom bit

Heinz spaghetti and sausages on toast.

Really cheap crisps like you... I hate kettle chips they are too hard.

I occasionally like pork scratchings which I know are so gross! I resist buying them 90% of the time!

I just ate breaded macaroni cheese and bacon bites. Delicious.

Roast beef monster munch

@PiperPiper20

Crisp sandwiches.

Yes please! Salt'n'vinegar square crisps, white bread, lots of butter...

My favourite crisp sandwich is wotsits on cheap sliced white bread with lots of butter and apple sauce.

Crab sticks, happy shopper poperdoms.

Polish crap food is the way forward. Spring onion crisps dipped in pork fat that has bits of super crispy bacon in it. Croissants in a packet full of frosting and jam, salty sticks!! The fast-food-esque skinny dried sausages in a packet. ‘Bird’s spit’ chocolate 😍

I like plain crisps a lot but I know I should give them up.

I love Richmond sausages, my husband thinks they're awful and has to have proper sausages

I also love cheap burgers and "plastic" cheese

I love a crisp sandwich to, prawn cocktail In cheap white bread with lots of butter

Wonderful forgotten favourites on here! Thank you all.

Thought of two more, Campbells meatballs in a tin with white bread and butter, and frozen cheese and ham omelettes