Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

Same light

I don't even understand...it doesn't look nice. The mirrors, not the shit in the pyrex.

It's a no from me.

TBF we have friends who as adults still buy presents we have £10 max and have to get the funniest shitest gift. FB seller like this are perfect.

Omg this has me crying laughing. I live such a sheltered life. Too scared to read the reddit link.

LMAO. That is all

I've Heard of the glass table poo but never the pyrex. Someone once told me about well lets just say the most gross activity and it blew my mind. WHY!

God more modern ar*ehole craft crap that will be in landfill by February

@LoseLooseLucy

But what is this meant to be? A mirror? Wall tat? What is it?

It’s a mirror-cum-wall art.

Omfg...

Better than the pebble pic from IKEA

@WarmSausageTea I know who you are talking about. The old rogue 😞

So many questions. How do you bring up your desire to shit in a pyrex dish with your partner? Why would you tell others about it? Would you have a special pyrex dish for this or would you clean it and cook up a lasagne in it the next day?

Which proves (ALL OF THE ABOVE), without doubt, that old saying, "There is no accounting for tastes."

At work one day, while back, people looking at pictures saying ooo. I looked, it was all I could do not to say wtf. Some shit with layers of paper, making three D lady standing at a window,

In the context of this thread, and reading quickly, I thought someone had modelled a 3D figure out of poo.

This thread is quite incredible. 🤯😱

Putting the shit in a pyrex dish to one side using the appropriate PPE of course, can we go back to the jizz mirrors? Why? Was my first question but after that how do these ‘creatives’ manage to tack together these monstrosities and sell them for £30-35 each and make a profit? Surely the mirror itself costs a fair bit then the jizz decoration stuff but what about the gin / spirit bottle? Are they scouring recycle bins for them or do they have an extensive drinking habit themselves? I just can’t see how it is worth it unless it is all some kind of therapy to get them through lockdown? So therefore it’s cheaper than paying for weekly counselling.

I’ve just got so many questions it’s all too much for me to comprehend.

[quote LEELULUMPKIN]@FippertyGibbett I can beat that. Many moons ago I used to work with a guy who said that he used to shit in a pyrex dish on his wifes face!

I'm not a poo troll either. That REALLY happened.[/quote]
I'm curious as to how that even came up as a conversational topic🧐

I don’t think it’s jizz. Speaking from experience, it looks like a lot, and it’s more transparent. Anyway, that’s my experience from cleaning myself over the years ... of course others could disagree

Just thinking...I guess that amount could be possible with more than one contributor?

'Spaffed on a mirror' is a magnificent phrase

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

I've just realised you have to be quite old to register my pun. needs old gimmer emoji

I got it!

I knew a woman who was a dominatrix and she charged £125 to shit on someone, she had set times, 10.30 each day, and I remember as an ibs sufferer I was jealous of her regular as clockwork bowel movements

Has this thread made it to ’classics’?

I was thinking (before I read the Reddit thread) that the shitee would be one aroused. Although on contemplation, all of the people being shat on are the ones requesting this - er service. Many many questions.

Postman Pat postman Pat
Got aroused and shat on his wife
Early in the morning
His morning dong was throbbing
He asked his wife to get the pyrex set up quick!

Onpause

Who buys that crap? I can just see it though, in a grey room with a crushed grey velvet sofa and grey curtains with mirror furniture and b and m tat lying around. Oh and those mirrors people think look like windows, so stick three up in a row 🤮

@Onpause I was picturing EXACTKY the same thing but with artificial plants dangling off the arched window shelves. Sooooo original.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Now now we shouldn't judge, we all have different taste. In wall hangings and kinks. Oh bugger it WTF