Facebook seller- Delightful home decoration or jizz on a mirror?

[FlamboyantMustard]

This lady is clearly getting creative in lockdown, and I applaud her resourcefulness, that she's recycling, and she is selling things so clearly has identified an audience but...

Does this not look like a bloke spaffed on a mirror?

Hope the pictures post or this makes no sense.

You know when you get caught up on the moment during sex and do something that seems like a good idea and you enjoy, but immediately after you’re feeling a bit embarrassed/self-conscious and then have a bit of a clean-up job to do? (Thinking much tamer things than shite- like jizz in your hair, or between your toes meaning you have to kind of penguin-hop to the shower).

How does that work with poo? Like, you’ve just had a sex session, it’s kinky, there’s a giant dump on the table, now you’ve got to get dressed, and grab your Marigolds and Windolene.

Do you Febreeze the room or a thorough deep clean each time? Is shitting on a table a bit like owning a dog- you think your house smells lovely but visitors always get a slight whiff.

I laughed out loud at this. Like previous people, I wondered how the hell pooing in a pyrex dish comes up in conversation! And the logistics of it- is she lying on the floor, is he balancing over it, is he hanging on to something to retain his balance, do they have loo roll handy? If she wears glasses does she take them off? Many questions.

If only I had a time machine I would go back and ask him about the logistics (pun intended) for you all.

As I said in a PP I was very young and innocent.

I would totally ask him now.

@LEELULUMPKIN

If only I had a time machine I would go back and ask him about the logistics (pun intended) for you all.

As I said in a PP I was very young and innocent.

I would totally ask him now.

Can't you find him on Facebook? Not that I'm interested, obvs!

Using the pyrex as a facemask is both horrifying and impressing me. It makes so much more sense 😂

Kink shaming 🤣🤣🤣

Forgetting all the poorex what are those things in the op? Are they empty bottles glued to mirrors? And if so I can only ask why?

I have no idea why unfortunately. These are for sale for £30-£35 on my local group.

I had an ex who told me he split up with a girl because she wanted him to shit on a glass table, so looks like it's not THAT uncommon.

You can tell the whole bottles & mirror thing is very declassee, I mean - Gordons gin? At least they could have used a decent brand!

No wonder my marriage has lost its sparkle

Much like a Pyrex dish then ?

Holy shit in a Pyrex dish

That's going into my commonly used phrases now!

There was a thread a little while ago (I may even have started it) about recipes that call for a pristinely clean Pyrex bowl. I will never complain again.

Tesco had an offer on Pyrex today, I resisted.
Then I traumatised DD by telling her about this thread.

DD is 22 btw, I wasn't trying to explain shitting in bowls to a 10 year old.

Oh my life this thread!

Also on a serious note ahem why would you spend ££ on a nice mirror just to stick an empty gin bottle & some er jizz stuff on it & expect some loser to buy it??
No one can actually do their make up in the 'mirror of jizz' can they?

I had the image of Postie Scat in a chair with a hole in like a commode or a birthing chair.

His wife would then slide underneath and essentially field using the upturned bowl as a catching mitt.

I wonder if they get right down to it after or do they wipe all over and wash up first?

I still can’t determine for whose benefit this kink is - the shitter or the shitee?

Howling at 'jizzed on Gibraltar'

I can't even begin to see how anything to do with shitting could be remotely sexy. The smell ffs. Even watching it from a distance out of smelling range...nope.

As my dear old late Mam used to say "nowt so queer as folk!"

To be honest. Jizz is white. That's lady squirt

Spluffed round our way

Just catching up with this thread and they've just shown Dr Ranj singing the poo song on the TV

At work one day, while back, people looking at pictures saying ooo. I looked, it was all I could do not to say wtf. Some shit with layers of paper, making three D lady standing at a window, god awful rubbish. Takes all sorts I suppose. I put my foot init bit later laughing about it to someone, turned out she bought two.

Onpause, my lovely niece has the decor you described she loves it.

Seems to have lot of empties, do you think she raids the bottle bins on recycling day 🤣 never be able to look at my pyrex dish in the light ever again. 🤮dirty bugger