Fuck this fucking house

[FeathersOarBlades]

DH and I bought a beautiful old cottage 1.5yrs ago, have been blissfully happy since we moved in. Everyone comments on what a lovely place it is, we love rurally, in a gorgeous AONB.

Now to get the point. I am the least woo person you will meet, but even I was a bit WTF when DH made his first trip up in the loft and then came back and showed me this.. taken from an old door stored up there. Do let me have your thoughts, woo and non woo!

Basically, you're fucked!

Non woo: previous resident fed up cleaning a dusty old house.

Woo: previous resident unhappy with your efforts to decorate so far

Not woo, just someone before you moved in having a bad day.

Defo non woo, that’s just someone pissed off, likely a grumpy teen.

Most likely a grumpy teenager who was sent to their room!

Non woo: the door didnt fit wherever it was and whoever moved it up into the loft was fed up of draughts

It’s quite obviously been a human with a sharpie at some point, now if had been written in ectoplasm then I might have got on board.

What sandytoes said!

Kind of depends where the door was from? The house? A barn or shed? Not woo - it looks like it was written with a sharpie!

Definitely non woo, most likely a grumpy teen!

Non woo. Clearly having a bad day though.

Non woo. I'm in the middle of a renovation and could happily write that on every surface.

During an office move one time we turned over a desk and someone had written “I’ve got an itchy fanny”. 😬

@Ironmanrocks

Kind of depends where the door was from? The house? A barn or shed? Not woo - it looks like it was written with a sharpie!

What do ghosts usually write in? A quill dipped in ink I guess ..

@draughtycatflap

During an office move one time we turned over a desk and someone had written “I’ve got an itchy fanny”. 😬

DH and I just cracked up at this hahaha thanks !

@Sandytoes86

Most likely a grumpy teenager who was sent to their room!

Yes that could be it!!

Beautiful old house = money pit.

@Statusless

Basically, you're fucked!

I like your blunt style

What's AONB? Ancient Old Norfolk Building?

I dont think that looks like teenager handwriting. You should go back up there right now and search for more clues

@Smallsteps88

Non woo: previous resident fed up cleaning a dusty old house.

Woo: previous resident unhappy with your efforts to decorate so far

This

@TheCanyon

Beautiful old house = money pit.

Showed this comment to DH and he said, why say that? it’s irrelevant to your post”. He has a lot to learn about MN

I mean that nicely though, my parents bought a massive Victorian house when we were kids. I think next year's the 30th anniversary we moved into that derelict thing, it's been an absolute money pit.

Probably a previous owner fed up of spending all their time and money on a house renovation, we’ve all been there!

You're clearly having a bad day - move on