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To ask what were you thinking last time you had sex?

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BraveGoldie · 11/10/2020 12:53

..... that you might not have said out loud to your partner?

I really love sex with my partner, but despite this some strange things pop into my head while doing the deed. Last time specifically:

"Oooh I wonder if the cereal dispenser I ordered will arrive tomorrow...... "

What about you?

OP posts:
veraismyspiritanimal · 21/10/2020 18:37

I just look at his gorgeous face and enjoy his delightful penis. Confused

HaudMaDug · 21/10/2020 18:52

Its been a while but I do remember it well thinking "I wish I had gone to London to watch the Olympics." (super Saturday 2012)

B1rdflyinghigh · 21/10/2020 19:19

OMG...he really is trying to mount me like a dog.
The first time with him and the last time for me.

Pelleas · 21/10/2020 19:22

'I hope the Millennium bug doesn't crash my modem'

Grin
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