To ask what were you thinking last time you had sex?

[BraveGoldie]

..... that you might not have said out loud to your partner?

I really love sex with my partner, but despite this some strange things pop into my head while doing the deed. Last time specifically:

"Oooh I wonder if the cereal dispenser I ordered will arrive tomorrow...... "

What about you?

I wish I'd remembered to get new batteries as my clit is getting tired and needs a bit of help
Actually nothing really, sex with my boyfriend is great.

"i wonder if our neighbours on the next door pitch can hear the campervan suspension squeaking"

PS sorry if you could!!!

Well I did remember to get batteries, so I was thinking how fucking hot it is to watch DP so turned on watching me

This had better stop you sulking.

That sexting is way better as my imagination is way better than reality.

He started fiddling, I said I really need to get up and he said "getting up" was exactly what he wanted to do! I spent the next 20 mins silently repeating, so I wouldn't forget, "defrost liver, strip spare bed, cut toenails, put toothpaste on shopping list".......

God it'll soon be 2010

This thread is actually quite eye opening - 90% were thinking of other things!! And some of the responses are really sad; please get out if you at all can. 🤗

I don't really have coherent thoughts during it, maybe in the very early stages where its usually along the lines of "DC had better stay downstairs/upstairs" or "hope DC don't come looking for us/wake up", outside of that though - nothing, beyond thinking about the immediate action.

to the PP here who are unhappy in their relationships, it doesn't have to be that way and I hope you're able to find happiness some day.

‘I really like that new Duran Duran song.’

As a man....

"I hope I don't finish soon... Need to cause an orgasm. Otherwise I'll feel like a useless husband"

Yep.. Lots of men think the same.

This is really nice, but (sometimes) I wish it was rougher and more forceful. Next time I'll tell him

Nowt, I was in the moment! He’s a good shag!

Am I awake? What time is it? I don’t think I’m very moist down there, how’s this going to work? Oh, he’s in, oh well he seems to be managing without my input. How did this start? Is he wearing a condom? Oh god, do I have to turn over, why am I getting the works in the middle of the night? Oh, he’s gone to the bathroom. Should I put my nightie back on? Zzzzz 😴 Oh, it’s morning now. Did I dream that?

Which, he then retold this morning as me apparently rubbing up against him in the night, clearly up for it? I have no memory of this. For some reason my DH likes to spin all our sexcapades as some version of me being gagging for it and him obliging... My version would be a tad different!

Oh well, no harm no foul.

“I really hope this starts off labour!”

That was 3 weeks ago this evening and DD2 was born the next day.

I need to buy some chipolatas.

I was probably thinking that we should repaint the ceiling. What I should have been thinking was “Damn this is the last time I will ever have sex” 😔

And bizarrely @YeaSure, even though your intentions are good, that just puts pressure on women to fake it. Many of us enjoy sex without orgasming.

The last time was 4 years ago ex DP - God I hate this. I don't fancy you at all.

Phew 4 years on and I'm not sure I'll ever bother again.

@nicecoffeecup in a weird way, you've made me smile and restored my faith in human nature/men a bit and reminded me that it's supposed to be that that.

Which is one of the many reasons I'm glad ex DP is exactly that.

God I hope this time gets me pregnant

I was thinking about my friend's DH and trying really hard not to say the wrong name .

That this will be the last time I pander to this abusive fucker. And it was. Dc and I were gone a few days later.

I wish he would actually try some foreplay or kiss me or something for once instead of just saying 'bend over' and then it being over in 2 minutes.

Iv'e tried talking to him but apparently making a woman orgasm is a faff, and can we only do that once in a while? FML

@Devlesko

Dear God no wonder so many men have affairs. Been together 30 years and have never drifted out of the moment, I've obviously got a good one. Why are you with them when you are so sexually dissatisfied? Why not find someone you are sexually compatible with.

This isn't why men have affairs.

Men have affairs because they want to and feel entitled to. And many women put up with crap sex because of things like abusive relationships, or perhaps because society teaches women to pander to men.

The idea that women can go off in search of decent sex is still a novelty for some people, and slut shaming is still a thing.