To ask what were you thinking last time you had sex?

[BraveGoldie]

..... that you might not have said out loud to your partner?

I really love sex with my partner, but despite this some strange things pop into my head while doing the deed. Last time specifically:

"Oooh I wonder if the cereal dispenser I ordered will arrive tomorrow...... "

What about you?

This thread reminds me that many years ago, in the middle of extremely tedious sex, I said out loud, “Oh god - I forgot to post the cheque.” It had just occurred to me and the words just came out of my mouth. We split up not long after.

@arethereanyleftatall

And bizarrely *@YeaSure*, even though your intentions are good, that just puts pressure on women to fake it. Many of us enjoy sex without orgasming.

Yep. 100% this.

'This is probably a bad idea.' It was with my exh who was staying over to see our DC on New Year's Eve 2020. We got a bit tipsy after midnight and they were in bed... So yeah, 2020 turned out shit and I probably jinxed it by the first act of the year being me shagging my exh 😂

Have an 8 week old. Honestly it was ‘god this feels good! Please god don’t let her wake up...’

Wow interesting reading. Last night as my dp and I were in bed I never think anything except..this is amazing..best sex ever. He makes me feel like the orgasm queen .. all j think about is how to pleasure him.. its all inthe moment.

Believe me I've had years of shit sex with th ex
So am bloody gonna enjoy it

"is she going to go down the zip line"

I was watching don't tell the bride and didn't pause the TV

He actually asked if she had once we finished 😂

Just that it was flipping lovely. We were so in the zone after a good few weeks break. The planets aligned and both kids went out so we made the most of an afternoon in together.

'God i love this man so much it hurts'

I need to do this more often

Hurry up and finish, we both need to get to work

Hope that isn't ds coming up the stairs

My knees are starting to hurt now

Usually, 'this is lovely, we should try and make the effort to do this more often'

Oh shit, I think my back's gone again!

‘Aaargh my hip’

🤣

Oh x posts by the crumblies 😂😂

Literally every time ‘please done let a child wake up’

*don’t

"I wish he'd get laser hair removal" instead of shaving his entire body because he feels soooooo prickly omg

He's a fitness model with extra hairy genes so is forever shaving and stubbly all over. But boy oh boy, the body

@FizzyGreenWater

Oh x posts by the crumblies 😂😂

Snigger!

i was thinking about the haunting of Bly Manor as it was the last thing we watched and i was shit scared to be in the dark. :)

Get off me get off me get off me get off me get off me get off me get off me...

@TheNewLook

Am I awake? What time is it? I don’t think I’m very moist down there, how’s this going to work? Oh, he’s in, oh well he seems to be managing without my input. How did this start? Is he wearing a condom? Oh god, do I have to turn over, why am I getting the works in the middle of the night? Oh, he’s gone to the bathroom. Should I put my nightie back on? Zzzzz 😴 Oh, it’s morning now. Did I dream that?

Which, he then retold this morning as me apparently rubbing up against him in the night, clearly up for it? I have no memory of this. For some reason my DH likes to spin all our sexcapades as some version of me being gagging for it and him obliging... My version would be a tad different!

Oh well, no harm no foul.

If you were asleep and didn't actually consent, then he raped you. Are you ok?

@TheNewLook my exh used to do that quite often. It was ok with me, but are you ok with your DH doing it?

Damn, some of these responses are sad.

Mine was "Why did I say yes to doing this in the morning, it's too bright, I should buy those curtains that block out the sunlight" lol