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To ask what were you thinking last time you had sex?

154 replies

BraveGoldie · 11/10/2020 12:53

..... that you might not have said out loud to your partner?

I really love sex with my partner, but despite this some strange things pop into my head while doing the deed. Last time specifically:

"Oooh I wonder if the cereal dispenser I ordered will arrive tomorrow...... "

What about you?

OP posts:
Chonkyfire · 11/10/2020 14:45

I usually never get distracted but the other night I got the worse cramp in my leg and was like “oh oh oh” for all the wrong reasons. I just kept thinking ‘oh hurry up and finish, for fucks sake my leg is killing me’. 😬

Unicorners · 11/10/2020 14:47

Shit, I forgot to put the dishwasher on.

Yup, I'm another one that generally enjoys it but gets random thoughts popping in!

nicecoffeecup · 11/10/2020 14:48

Thanks @Shannith , nice to get a please comment on MN :)

There is a lot of random stuff, mismatches, timing, etc. that happens in relationships, and that is life. These forums are often a depressing, but realistic read.

I've been lucky/fortunate with my DH. At this stage I know what he likes in bed, and I'm happy to make an effort to make him happy.

Shouldershrugger · 11/10/2020 14:53

Why is he being so loud? What's that moan? Oh god. Shall I moan loud too? Might hurry this along

Angrymum22 · 11/10/2020 14:53

Having emerged from menopause ( the pause refers the pause in your libido and pretty much everything) I am now pretty much absorbed in the moment. During menopause I could be compiling a shopping list, listening out for DC waking up, all the usual stuff.
DC, now late teens, just have to put up with our sex life! Just as well probably have to put up with theirsGrin

GregoryFluff · 11/10/2020 14:58

This might be the last time for a while....

Episiotomy and ventous later, over an hour of stitching....

Definitely was the last time for a loooong while

Laiste · 11/10/2020 15:06

We really really really need to do something about this bloody squeaky bed!!!!

roarfeckingroarr · 11/10/2020 15:25

This is great but I need it to end soon. Pregnancy making me way more sensitive and OH is large!

Had I known it wouldn't happen again for months I would've made more effort to enjoy it. He's not been able to since the bump became so obvious, just can't get his head around it so I feel pretty rejected despite always telling me it's not me, I'm beautiful, this happens to lots of men etc :(

Ihatefish · 11/10/2020 15:34

“Oh my fucking god” as our 8 year old walked in to ask what the noise was😱 he had been fast asleep! Luckily we had just moved round so DH was on top giving mummy a cuddle!

KnightKnurse · 11/10/2020 15:54

starting with the rabbit was nice, but now I can barely feel DH Blush ... think I'll put the rabbit back there and do something else for DH :)

ifiwasascent · 11/10/2020 15:54

Oh Christ finally!

ifiwasascent · 11/10/2020 15:55

Finally it's happening not finally hes done 😂 we barely have sex!

Namechangeme87 · 11/10/2020 15:57

Yay ! I missed doing this ! ( single currently ) Grin

sapnupuas · 11/10/2020 15:58

"I hope I haven't accidentally left my camera on"

Soundbyte · 11/10/2020 16:02

That i still wasn’t quite ready for him to go down on me yet (but penetration is fine, and enjoyable)

I gave birth to my 5th baby not quite 4 months ago and it was pretty traumatic. We have a great relationship and sex life usually, and he’s very giving in bed but I’m (mentally) suffering a bit after the baby. It took about 6 months last time for everything to be fully back to normal, I hope it’s not any longer than that this time, I really miss being with him and the closeness.

We’ve been together 12 years if that’s of any relevance.

StarlightLady · 11/10/2020 16:10

“This is the way to start a Sunday morning”.

YayGlitter · 11/10/2020 16:11

"Does this mean he's not leaving me now? Does he love me after all?"

It didn't, it just meant he wanted sex one more time before he leaves.

Justwingingmotherhood · 11/10/2020 16:23

Wish he'd hurry up the wash loads just finished.

LG101 · 11/10/2020 16:28

I hope the other people can see us in the hot tub 🤞

ThisIsNotARealAvo · 11/10/2020 16:29

This feels so good, why don't we do this more often? DH and I are only managing 1-2 times a month atm due to work and kids.

Sexboardsafename · 11/10/2020 16:52

Tend to be in the zone and marvelling at how wonderful he is at all the sex stuff 😂

Redwinestillfine · 11/10/2020 16:56

'oh shit' as Dd walked in....Blush

NiceLegsShameAboutTheFace · 11/10/2020 17:18

Ah, well it wasn't my partner. I don't do partenrs: I'm a serious commitment phobe.

What was I thinking? Well, the last time I remember it was ..... "will I ever get it so so good again?" And the answer thus far is "No" Grin

BewilderedDoughnut · 11/10/2020 17:22

I’m usually just looking at my husband thinking about how handsome he is.

Levatrice · 11/10/2020 17:25

@OohKittens sadly same

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