Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

These delightful light up bottles

Reduced to £20!

Why not just avoid using Facebook altogether.

Mrsmadevans

Cooked or raw!? I hadn't even given that consideration!...that opens up a whole new flavour experience probably.

I agree that the veggie version wins this round hands down.

I have no words :o

@DirtyTicket here you go!

They were selling at £12.50 each.

@Judashascomeintosomemoney

Mammyloveswine Glitter tampons maybe?

[quote Mammyloveswine]@DirtyTicket here you go!

They were selling at £12.50 each.

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I think they found it all down the back of the sofa.

Who could resist these???

Me

@Iola4

Mrsmadevans

Cooked or raw!? I hadn't even given that consideration!...that opens up a whole new flavour experience probably.

I agree that the veggie version wins this round hands down.

Definitely!

Thought I best contribute something seasonal... these are £5 EACH!

NachoNachoMan!

I have one word for that... BRILLIANT 👏

Love the sharpie personalisation on these though tbf they are priced accordingly.

Just seen these too!

@Mammyloveswine

Just seen these too!

Who wants a can warmer?!? 😂

A can warmer?

How odd!

The "12 Days of Christmas CentrePiece" is worth the £600 just to read the very lengthy and earnest description. Sadly thoug the seller states "THINK NOW ITS TIME TO LET IT GO"

The whole huge paragraph is in CAPITALS and takes some reading .

Love the sharpie personalisation on these

Those look like the decorations I buy every year from a local charity who employ young people with learning disabilities. I don't mind buying something wonky and a bit mishapen made by a 20 year old with downs syndrome to raise money for their charity but I'd draw the line at a NT adult.

I've seen an EMPTY Jo Malone advent calendar for £40...

To clarify - they aren't actually the charity decorations, just look like similar.

@ReginaTheEvilQueen hmmm 😂😂

@Iola4

I just get puzzled by ppl who sell crafts that look like the sort you'd make with the kids...craft kits, yes! Why don't they sell these?! It'd occupy the kids for a while and you have a keepsake at the end.

Me too, I know a person with a 'crafting business' that was selling baubles with the same cheap stuff I got at hobbycraft to make them with my 4yo... the ones for sale were £6 for £1.50 worth of tat badly glued together (and the 4yos looked better).

Ah I'm braced for the cringe-worthy massive bows on front doors and god awful elf of the shelf accessories popping up.

You’ve just introduced me to my new favourite hobby. Finding festive shit on Facebook. My god it’s a bountiful enterprise.

I wonder what wickedness befell this tree?

@Turnedouttoes hahahahah soooooo retro!!!

Oh. My tree didn’t post. I’ll try again.