Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

ArseholesOnToast. 12 days of Christmas

Omg that is the most awesome thing I've ever seen. I think we ALL need to 'watch' it.

The mind that created that wonder...

Thank you ArseholesOnToast!
Its just as magnificent as I remember.

Wow the 12 days of xmas thing is only £34 a month over 24 months if I pay by paypal credit. Do you think DH will notice if I sneak that into the budget spreadsheet?

Not many xmas crafts in my area yet. But you can get 2 bits of lego and a bit of candy cane in a bag - £5 each. Or one of those shit cut up book things expect xmas style. Woo.

@HotToCold

Yummy

Now this is a bargain at £30!!

love this thread, keep 'em coming, seriously though people spend time and money making this stuff and we are extracting the wotsit but really, do people buy this stuff ?

Do people actually buy such tat? £2.50 worth of B&M stuff in a basket...

I don't think the sleigh one is terrible value as long as you get the same chocolate as pictured, the shopping baskets is incredible

Have researched the Game tinner

Traditional Christmas Tinner
Layer 1 - Scrambled Egg & Bacon

Layer 2 - Two Mince Pies
Layer 3 - Turkey & Potatoes
Layer 4 - Gravy
Layer 5 - Bread Sauce
Layer 6 - Cranberry Sauce
Layer 7 - Brussel sprouts with stuffing or broccoli with stuffing
Layer 8 - Roast carrots and parsnips
Layer 9 - Christmas Pudding

www.game.co.uk/en/the-game-christmas-tinner-2704307

Mrsmadevans

Why did you have to do that! 😱 🤢🤮
O God there's minced pies in there as well!

It pains me that the box of poppets is upside down.

That Christmas Tinner looks awful.

What kind of sadist gives anyone a single piece of Lego?

I need that 12 days of Christmas table centrepiece

@Thelnebriati

What kind of sadist gives anyone a single piece of Lego?

The type who leaves it on the floor for us to stand on

I saw a box of Halloween sweets being advertised for £16! Sweets!

12 days of Christmas centrepiece £700!!!!

That's more than my Christmas bill in total!!

@Iola4

My offer

The nativity set. Fucking brilliant!

@Mammyloveswine

Nothing beats the pallet hamper with tampons in... hope there's a festive version!

Hang on... Why has nobody questioned this? @Mammyloveswine, can you please elaborate? Preferably with a picture. Thanks.

@theviewfromhalfwaydown I’m howling!!!

@Iola4

Mrsmadevans

Why did you have to do that! 😱 🤢🤮
O God there's minced pies in there as well!

They do a vegan version too , looks delicious mmmmm images.app.goo.gl/JVmoumy12zmmWDWx8

Mrsmadevans

Oooo I opened that with such hesitation 😂
My first thought...omg that looks a bit dry, can feel my gums receding 🤣, then my second thought...how do I serve this? Slice it vertically on to each plate or take it layer by layer 😆

Mammyloveswine
Glitter tampons maybe?

@Iola4

Mrsmadevans

Oooo I opened that with such hesitation 😂
My first thought...omg that looks a bit dry, can feel my gums receding 🤣, then my second thought...how do I serve this? Slice it vertically on to each plate or take it layer by layer 😆

It has to be layer by layer of course Do we heat it or eat it raw? I think l prefer the veggie version