Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

I've lost my appetite.

Omg that Teddy bear... Is it made of meat? 🤢

Thanks to this thread, Facebook is now spamming me with tat. Today’s offerings include a dog advent calendar that’s actually a wreath, Rudolph hot chocolate jars and sweet boxes with loads of random apostrophes.

ARGH THE APOSTROPHES!!!

The teddy bear one has been doing the rounds for years. It's not a real selling post.

@KimMarie34

I've lost my appetite.

This actually makes me feel sick.

Tampon ghosts?

How about this 'cheeky' gift?

A tasteful design for your Christmas tree from Canada, $5.

Or this one. It comes with a gift box and bow if you prefer, $18.

That flayed bear! Holy shit, that's the stuff of nightmares.

I have one, jars with tat!

£12 for a balloon?!?

Why has Santa got boobs?

Why has Santa got boobs?

Or his testicles in the wrong place.

My partner keeps looking at me when I keep laughing at these posts. The empty Jo malone calendar for £40 had me struggling to breathe.

Reusable dogs advent calendar anyone??

Candy cane holders

Second Christmas, first dinner. Clearly that needs a special bib

Hand knitted mince pie warmer.