Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

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and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

Love the description underneath these...

Thanks for all the brilliant posts, I love this thread!

I have another, not Christmas, but Halloween

@shitinmyhandsandclap the pumpkins are lovely - but £30!?! I appreciate well made, quality items, but I think some people over estimate their worth.

@inappropriateraspberry 30 whole pounds!

Only £10!! Down from £20 too.

Saw this tonight and was very worried! Thankfully it was just an picture to get your attention - it certainly did that!

£8!

Personalised key ring? Perfect gift 🎁

HA ! Christmas bits

I've asked MNHQ to amend the thread title to Christmas and Halloween shite, we could be missing out on some right beauties

I can't believe that nobody else has commented on the fact that the beautifully handcrafted baby onesie offered by MilkchopsMcGee back on page 7, has a Victorian rendition of Father Christmas SPANKING a small child in bed!

It does. It really does. Go back and look, tell me I'm wrong.

@PenguinsOnParade and that's exactly what I mean..they don't say awww Merry Christmas. More like 'I'm coming to get you' what is with the faces?!

Dinosaur Christmas decs! 2.50 each!....bargain

@ThatsHowItStarts

ruex

£950?? Christ on a bike! 😂

Now THAT is a excellent hand made Christmas tat idea.

What would you made baby Jesus from? Tinsel and pinecones or gilter and double sided selotape?

A few more offerings

Mixed Halloween and Xmas

@iklboo

This lovely, topical Christmas bauble complete with misplaced apostrophe.

I actually like that

Simply the best....... Not

Driftwood tree and a chocolate wreath for sale.

Christmas in/on a jar? Perhaps if you are challenged for space it could replace the tree even?

inappropriateraspberry

Is that Donald Trump breast feeding his young?

At a loss as to what this actually is...

A present for the vicar or your boss, maybe?

A Christmas hug anyone?

Aww I think the Christmas Hugs are cute. Somewhere else was selling "hugs" during lockdown my friend got a few from her grandchildren.