Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

These baubles haven't even been cut out properly

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SquirtlePod what is that first picture meant to be be?????

SingingSands like the idea of an isolation pod for the Elf on a Shelf but not the execution

Omg I am pissing myself! Thanks everyone. Cheered me right up!

Maybe I should re register for Facebook...then again...

Finally, I can join in with one of these threads! I present you with these...

Hand made table object if anyone needs one

@GinWithASplashOfTonic

SquirtlePod what is that first picture meant to be be?????

SingingSands like the idea of an isolation pod for the Elf on a Shelf but not the execution

Some sort of halloweeen sweets with a straw pushed through their butt

@suzuki650

Just leaving these here.....

Wow that Kevin thing (is it meant to be like Kevin the carrot?! Where do you get that kind of knitting pattern?!), I need eye bleach! My mum would probably buy those upturned wine glass decorations...

The wine glasses made out of beer bottles were quite popular in the 90s. Before we knew better.

Tired of forking out pound coins every time your children lose a tooth? Twenty quid could be money well spent if you’ve a large family.

That is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever seen ^

That's nightmares for weeks, guaranteed.

I almost swore out loud when it popped up in my local selling page. It’s hideous. The ‘blood’ on the label is a special touch too.

Here's Santa. 'Pulp Fiction' style........

The first time I’ve had anything to contribute!

@BabyofMine The first two cottages look like they have scary Halloween faces!

Look at these!

My favourite time of the year for Facebook marketplace. Oh the laughter!

It looks like the contents of my recycling bin.

I do veer between shock and pity at what must lead bored people to stick googly eyes on an old bean tin and try and flog it in the name of Christmas cheer.

For those who like a gamble....

Better be quick, they're selling fast 😲

I have just been utterly creeped out by these Christmas decorations,... 😱 a bargain for just £8 each....

Handmade nordic gnomes anyone

@MiniMonkey72

At a loss as to what this actually is...

Looks like a tea light holder