Facebook - Christmas and Halloween shite

[shitinmyhandsandclap]

and so it begins, get this lovely chocolate sleigh for the bargain price of £6

Placemarking

MrsJayy It's the disembodied arms that I find a bit weird!

They are like that so you get a bigger hug

Kit Kat "Not to be sold separately"

Well I guess since there are candy canes and a Santa, it's technically not being sold alone.

£30 to traumatise your children for life? Bargain.

Christmas sack with shite felt personalisation.

Baby not included.

20 for that sack. They couldn't even advertise with a good pic!

Christmas sack with shite felt personalisation

Baby not included

Ah but it doesn't state "Baby Not Included"

I'm countering with Sold As Seen and demanding the Baby too .

@latheritup

Does this count as Christmas shite?

I actually quite like that....

Christmas crown anyone and also a book with a plant in it

2 more offerings. The brownies do not look very tempting lol

‘Handmade sexy blouse’

£6 for a balloon with some sweets rattling around in it! Or get 3 for the bargain price of £20!!

@MiniMonkey72

At a loss as to what this actually is...

It looks like you might put a tea light behind it

@Sickofcovidnow

‘Handmade sexy blouse’

Even better - it actually says "Handmad"! 😂

@70isaLimitNotaTarget

Christmas sack with shite felt personalisation

Baby not included

Ah but it doesn't state "Baby Not Included"

I'm countering with Sold As Seen and demanding the Baby too .

But the picture looks quite old so the baby might be a teenager by now!

There's some tree decorations I've seen a lot of on Etsy & occasionally shared on Facebook recently. It's personalised, so number of people & then your family name, with 2020 on it & a toilet roll. People are selling them for £7-£8 a pop, then I saw them on Wish for £1!! Obviously not personalised on Wish, but wowsers that's a big markup.

@dazzlinghaze

£6 for a balloon with some sweets rattling around in it! Or get 3 for the bargain price of £20!!

The math is what is terrifying me most about this ha!

Lovely...

@Effinell
There are no words.

Just leaving these here.....

@Middle123

There's some tree decorations I've seen a lot of on Etsy & occasionally shared on Facebook recently. It's personalised, so number of people & then your family name, with 2020 on it & a toilet roll. People are selling them for £7-£8 a pop, then I saw them on Wish for £1!! Obviously not personalised on Wish, but wowsers that's a big markup.

I think someone posted a pic on here and I've seen them elsewhere too. It took me forever to see that the centre of the toilet paper roll was the final 0 in 2020.

I do not know how to share pictures, but plates with " X's little bumpkin" on them are on my local group page. Perhaps you could use your imagination on how the picture of the "pumpkin" was produced...

How about an "isolation pod" for the Elf on the Shelf? Only 7.99 (elf not included).

Apparently if you buy this, that's the Elf sorted for 14 days - making your life much easier!

(Yes, it is just a plastic box with a vinyl sticker on it. Oh, and some cotton wool balls.)

I could do better with an old coffee jar and some marker pens!