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Cleaner wants to me to put a toilet brush in every bathroom

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toiletbrushtrauma · 24/09/2020 08:59

We have three toilets and just started with a new cleaner.

I've been asked by the agency to put a toilet brush in every toilet. I don't want to, I hate toilet brushes I don't want three of them.

I've looked at the disposable ones but they are expensive and don't look great for the environment.

Never had a cleaner make this request before, is it usual?

OP posts:
Topseyt · 24/09/2020 14:12

Oh, and toilet brushes rock!! 😃 I have two. I lurve mine.

I wouldn't want to be your cleaner though. Clean your own toilets if you are really that weird about it and won't let her have the tools she needs.

SmileyClare · 24/09/2020 14:12

Hmm I find it rather childish to be so squeamish about toilet brushes. All the Eww, it's minging, disgusting, it's icky comments. .."its poo on a stick" I mean really how over dramatic. Grin

God help you if ever had to deal with an incontinent relative.

It sounds like you want to clean your own toilets Op and are keeping them to a good standard so let your cleaner know she doesn't have to include your toilets from now on. I'm sure she won't be too upset Wink

PainyRuddles · 24/09/2020 14:16

@Northernsoullover

This thread is hilarious. All you toilet brush fans why can't you accept that bleach dissolves skidders? I am a not proud owner of an avocado loo (rented) and I can assure you that there is not 3 years worth of shite in white in my lav. I've never had a bog brush, but I don't care if anyone else does.
Bleach might "dissolve" skidders, but its also vile smelling, and terrible for the environment.

As a former bleach owner, it didnt ALWAYS remove the remnants of an explosive bottom episode (because getting the shits when your stressed is SUPER fun)

gubbbbbddaaaa · 24/09/2020 14:19

@toiletbrushtrauma I do use bleach too or bathroom cleaner .. not sure where it was I said I didn't use bleach ..

TheKeatingFive · 24/09/2020 14:19

Clean your own toilets if you are really that weird about it and won't let her have the tools she needs.

This is all that needs to be said really.

Northernsoullover · 24/09/2020 14:20

pain tbh I don't use it very often. Only when necessary. I use ecover or method to clean seat and outside of the loo and do that daily. I know 3/4 of mumsnetters might faint that I don't scrub the bowl daily but its not for filling the kettle from!

LakieLady · 24/09/2020 14:21

So many perfect pooers on here!! Must go and practice my technique. No one ever get the squits?!

Obviously immune to vomiting, too. How do you get the diced carrots off the lav without a brush?

101namesforme · 24/09/2020 14:21

This is really weird. Can't your guests shit straight? I get that the kids make a mess sometimes but do you really visit other peoples houses and pebbledash their toilets?! This is another thing ive never heard of

It’s not always that simple.

I have IBS and explosive bowels, I regularly pebbledash the toilet bowl. I do however always clean it straight afterwards so there are no skid marks left.

Furbs · 24/09/2020 14:21

I love the smell of bleach.

And to whoever asked, I do live in a soft water area.

Furbs · 24/09/2020 14:22

Obviously immune to vomiting, too. How do you get the diced carrots off the lav without a brush?

Flush it then bleach Confused

loutypips · 24/09/2020 14:23

You don't have brushes? Your loos must be grim and covered in skids. Even with bleach it needs a scrub to get rid of marks.

someonem · 24/09/2020 14:23

@LakieLady

So many perfect pooers on here!! Must go and practice my technique. No one ever get the squits?!

Obviously immune to vomiting, too. How do you get the diced carrots off the lav without a brush?

Lick them off, obviously.

Otherwise they'll drop down into the water and you'd have to go bobbing for them!

1940s · 24/09/2020 14:25

I hate toilet brushes and never own them. I put bleach or toilet cleaner down the toilet every night or immediately after any marks appear (which is rare and certainly not a daily occurrence) and my toilet is spotless

Topseyt · 24/09/2020 14:26

Couldn't Shitting Straight become an Olympic sport? Maybe scored a bit like a game of darts? Bullseye!!

PainyRuddles · 24/09/2020 14:27

@Furbs

I love the smell of bleach.

And to whoever asked, I do live in a soft water area.

Apart from environmental reasons, and the fact it smells vile, the other reason that I don't use bleach anymore, is because the smell of it just gives me the most godawful headache, thats even with the window wide open and the room well ventilated.
PainyRuddles · 24/09/2020 14:28

@Topseyt

Couldn't Shitting Straight become an Olympic sport? Maybe scored a bit like a game of darts? Bullseye!!
SHITS A BULLSEYE, And heres your host...

JIM BOWEN.

(Sorry I couldnt resist)

AlwaysLatte · 24/09/2020 14:33

Why is everyone saying poo gets left on the brush. After I've used the silicone brush I flush the toilet and then leave a small amount of loo cleaner in with the brush soaking for a while. I'd put money on my loo brush being cleaner than the remote controls.

hollyandkit · 24/09/2020 14:43

PainyRuddles great idea. "Let's take a look at what you could've won" - rolls out toilet brush

PainyRuddles · 24/09/2020 14:50

@hollyandkit

PainyRuddles great idea. "Let's take a look at what you could've won" - rolls out toilet brush
Not just any toilet brush, but a gold plated, poo crumb resistant Marks and Spencers extra SPECIAL toilet brush.
Topseyt · 24/09/2020 14:53

Novelty/dp/B07ZRWBPS5www.<a class="break-all" href="https://amazon.co.uk/Bog-Standard-Johnson-Political-Novelty/dp/B07ZRWBPS5?tag=mumsnet&ascsubtag=mnforum-am-i-being-unreasonable-4032160-cleaner-wants-to-me-to-put-a-toilet-brush-in-every-bathroom" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">amazon.co.uk/Bog-Standard-Johnson-Political-Novelty/dp/B07ZRWBPS5

Have this as your bog brush.

Topseyt · 24/09/2020 14:54

There is a Donald Trump one too.

SecretWitch · 24/09/2020 14:58

Gross. Please get your poor cleaner the toilet brushes. If you don’t like/use them, store them away after she comes.

Blondeshavemorefun · 24/09/2020 15:17

I love my loo brush

Is much needed due to df bum 😂

Sorry df

PurplePansy05 · 24/09/2020 15:27

OP only shits straight. Her shit probably doesn't stink either and no doubt it doesn't smudge.

We're such commoners.

🍪

PurplePansy05 · 24/09/2020 15:30

"toiletbrushtrauma" drama queen nick much?

Absolute troll.

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