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Is Boris lying again

166 replies

Howslifenow · 16/09/2020 18:13

Today on one of the select committee meetings Boris said 1% of the schools have got impacted by Covid in UK.
Assuming 35000 schools in UK, this equals 350 schools.
Mayor of Manchester today says 120 schools in Manchester have been impacted.
That leaves 230 schools rest of UK.
Are we being taken as mugs again.
Why are we not given this information.

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ssd · 16/09/2020 18:14

Is Boris lying again??

Is the pope a Catholic??

Fallenmadonnawiththebigboobies · 16/09/2020 18:15

Is his mouth moving?

thewrongshoes · 16/09/2020 18:15

If he’s awake, he’s lying

pussycatinboots · 16/09/2020 18:17

@Fallenmadonnawiththebigboobies

Is his mouth moving?
I was going to say that!

ok...

Is he breathing?

4cats2kids · 16/09/2020 18:17

He probably tells lies in his sleep

BadBanana · 16/09/2020 18:18

I’m not even sure his real name is ‘Boris’.

Juanmorebeer · 16/09/2020 18:19

In the county I work in there are over 40 impacted now which equates to just over 10%

kimlo · 16/09/2020 18:20

of the 4 high schools near me 3 have announced that they have a positive case.

So I would say so. But are you suprised?

thepeopleversuswork · 16/09/2020 18:20

@Fallenmadonnawiththebigboobies

Is his mouth moving?
You took the words out of my mouth...
Whatwouldscullydo · 16/09/2020 18:21

If hes breathing hes lying.

planplan · 16/09/2020 18:21

If he's talking he's lying.

JanetandJohn500 · 16/09/2020 18:22

I haven't even read the OP and I know it's a resounding yes. He was born lying. He's a lying little shit all of the time.

FelicityPike · 16/09/2020 18:23

Is his mouth moving?

The80sweregreat · 16/09/2020 18:24

Answer : yes.
It's his default setting I'm afraid. :(

Gurtcha · 16/09/2020 18:24

Just because nobody’s used this one yet but....

Do bears shit in the woods??

Howslifenow · 16/09/2020 18:25

Why didn't the committee challenge him.

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cheesecurdsandgravy · 16/09/2020 18:25

@BadBanana funnily enough...

“Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson“

littlemsattitude · 16/09/2020 18:25

Were his lips moving?

Howslifenow · 16/09/2020 18:25

At least there is one fact we all agree and don't argue- Boris is a liar

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The80sweregreat · 16/09/2020 18:25

Yes, even his real name isn't Boris but Alexander ! He can't even have his own name , he used his middle name!
Not a lie as such , but just to be a bit more 'quirky! ' ( with the lies)

elephantnose · 16/09/2020 18:26

His real name isn't Boris it is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - but Boris sounds sooo much less posh, and of course he is lying

Howslifenow · 16/09/2020 18:26

I wish I had this gift. Waffle, Waffle, puff puff

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NotAKaren · 16/09/2020 18:26

Lying is second nature this man. He won an election and delivered Brexit through lies.

SaltyAndFresh · 16/09/2020 18:27

Does he still have a pulse?

The80sweregreat · 16/09/2020 18:27

The committee never challenge him enough because they are all in it together is my own conclusion here.

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