Is Boris lying again

[Howslifenow]

Today on one of the select committee meetings Boris said 1% of the schools have got impacted by Covid in UK.
Assuming 35000 schools in UK, this equals 350 schools.
Mayor of Manchester today says 120 schools in Manchester have been impacted.
That leaves 230 schools rest of UK.
Are we being taken as mugs again.
Why are we not given this information.

Is Boris lying again??

Is the pope a Catholic??

Is his mouth moving?

If he’s awake, he’s lying

@Fallenmadonnawiththebigboobies

Is his mouth moving?

I was going to say that!

ok...

Is he breathing?

He probably tells lies in his sleep

I’m not even sure his real name is ‘Boris’.

In the county I work in there are over 40 impacted now which equates to just over 10%

of the 4 high schools near me 3 have announced that they have a positive case.

So I would say so. But are you suprised?

@Fallenmadonnawiththebigboobies

Is his mouth moving?

You took the words out of my mouth...

If hes breathing hes lying.

If he's talking he's lying.

I haven't even read the OP and I know it's a resounding yes. He was born lying. He's a lying little shit all of the time.

Is his mouth moving?

Answer : yes.
It's his default setting I'm afraid. :(

Just because nobody’s used this one yet but....

Do bears shit in the woods??

Why didn't the committee challenge him.

@BadBanana funnily enough...

“Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson“

Were his lips moving?

At least there is one fact we all agree and don't argue- Boris is a liar

Yes, even his real name isn't Boris but Alexander ! He can't even have his own name , he used his middle name!
Not a lie as such , but just to be a bit more 'quirky! ' ( with the lies)

His real name isn't Boris it is Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - but Boris sounds sooo much less posh, and of course he is lying

I wish I had this gift. Waffle, Waffle, puff puff

Lying is second nature this man. He won an election and delivered Brexit through lies.

Does he still have a pulse?

The committee never challenge him enough because they are all in it together is my own conclusion here.