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To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

324 replies

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 08:25

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

OP posts:
fortunecookie · 05/10/2007 15:59

Nope. Or if there are, I haven't heard of them.

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 15:59

wouldnt you worry tht they might try it and find that they like it much more with a woman though

HumptyDumptyWasPushed · 05/10/2007 16:00

Oh I've thought about it sure. And the thought makes my toes curl. In the way that the idea of Peter Stringfellow naked makes my toes curl. That is not a Good Thing.

HumptyDumptyWasPushed · 05/10/2007 16:01

DH doesn't like the idea! But then he doesn't like porn either so he's what, half quiche? Half faun? (the world according to Cod).

Caroline1852 · 05/10/2007 16:03

UQD - You sound like Gareth from the Office "two women...... sisters .... me watching". Ewwww Gareth.

moopymoo · 05/10/2007 16:05

this reminds me of a bit in green wing on 5 ideal traits in a woman...5% lesbian, bendy, not too smelly in 'the cellar' very funny well made me laugh

Caroline1852 · 05/10/2007 16:07

Lipstick lesbinism sounds good, I agree. Bring in a pair of Doc Martens, a bad short haircut (the hair is just brown obviously), a nose piercing, jeans with built-in builder's bum and no make-up and it all changes. You might want to send the butch one out to the Offy for more booze.

UnquietDad · 05/10/2007 16:08

harley - I'm quite sure it doesn't work like that! And confident enough to let her do it anyway.

ashadasher · 05/10/2007 16:08

ScaryScaryNight i didnt know anyuthing about xmas party. am i invited?

lucyellensmum you should come on a girlsnight out. i think my womanly urges would dry up completely without them!

and to answer the broader question, no i dont think fooling around with a woman on a drunken night out with the girls is cheating. going home with them afterwards is tho

vbacqueen1 · 05/10/2007 16:09

Bloody hell Caroline, have you got a hidden camera in my house????

Caroline1852 · 05/10/2007 16:09

Whatever lesbinism is. Habitual one night stands with lesbians, perhaps?

nospeak · 05/10/2007 16:12

No, I don't have any sexual feelings towards women at all. Thats not to say I haven't pretended to for the benefit of dh

UnquietDad · 05/10/2007 16:13

lesbianism, straight man style

TaLcsFromTheCrypt · 05/10/2007 16:13

skerrymum....you look like cate blanchett?

damn, i think i fancy you

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 16:18

ashadasher:
London Xmas party All are welcome.

ashadasher · 05/10/2007 16:26

xmas party sounds great. should i bring a girlfriend or do you think im likely to find a willing snogee to help me reaffirm my appeal once ive had a few to many glasses of vino?

lucyellensmum · 05/10/2007 16:30

Me ME!

Caroline1852 · 05/10/2007 16:33

Lucyellensmum - Is that for the lesbianism or for the party?

mistypeaks · 05/10/2007 16:47

Has anyone looked at ashadasher's profile? I think Angelina has some competition!! (not in the nasty stakes).

bloodsuckinglooney · 05/10/2007 16:51

[waves at Strawbs] honestly, I never come over here but I thought I'd have a quick look and well......you've cracked me up after a terrible day - thanks for the entertainment mate

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 16:59

asherdasher, I shall stay far away from you, to resist temptation.

JoFan · 05/10/2007 17:14

blimey, have just stumbled across this thread and i only came into this room to get a pen

i wouldn't rule it out

did my dh put you up to this?

berrybliss · 05/10/2007 17:40

I've snogged a few girls when i was younger and thought they were better kissers.

Women are hot but I Def prefer men. I think all women have a little lesbian in them.

mellowma · 05/10/2007 17:42

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mellowma · 05/10/2007 17:42

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