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To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

324 replies

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 08:25

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

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Boco · 05/10/2007 13:31

I don't like the way angelina's lips are flesh coloured. And puckery like a bum.

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 13:32

Umm, J-Lo, I think smelly crack!

mellowma · 05/10/2007 13:36

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ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 13:37

I think most women are able to appreciate beauty in another woman without fancying her. Angelina does nothign for me, neither does Jennifer Aniston. I find Liv Tyler and Sarah-Michelle Gellar very attractive. Not sure I would want to snog them though.

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 13:37

at Dawn and Lenny!

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serenity · 05/10/2007 13:38

'Angelina would probably use her teeth too much in inappropriate places too'

Now, you might see that as a minus, but I'd see that as a plus

doggiesayswoof · 05/10/2007 13:42

Has no one said Beyonce? I think she is very lovely. I don't think in reality I would though... I am pretty hetero.

OP, I think this is a case of projection - "if I am a little bit gay, then everyone must be the same as me"

ILovePudding · 05/10/2007 13:51

Someone said it already, but I think Drew Barrymore is alot sexier. More curvy and soft and fun (but I haven't thought about in that much detail of course ahem).

Snogged a few of my friends. I also really like boobs (should probably call them norks on MN though).

Oh - it seems I could be a little bit gay ! Better not tell DP.

Caroline1852 · 05/10/2007 14:50

i like Uma Thurman

Lovecat · 05/10/2007 14:55

Jolie (as well as being a husband-stealing, obsessive-child-collecting biatch) just looks like she'd suck the life from you with those sink-plunger lips... [blech smiley]

Although I can acknowledge that women are beautiful and attractive, I don't really fancy them unless they're very, very boyish... I quite liked Tilda Swinton in Orlando... and when she was the Angel Gabriel in Constantine... nope, sorry, I can't do it!!

A girl tried to snog me in a club once to get rid of some bloke (why she thought this would deter him I don't know) and I just burst out laughing... even with the (considerable) bonus of no beard-rash, I couldn't do it!

ashadasher · 05/10/2007 15:24

am so happy to hear i am not alone! since i got married 4 years ago and even more so since my little one was born a couple of years back ive felt less and less sexy so now whenever i can i go out with my girlfriends, get trolleyed and snog the face of the prettiest woman i can find. i know its wrong but it makes me feel attractive, for about an hour. i did tell my hubby and he just laughs it off and said its fine as long as i dont do it with a man!

beyone or shakira would (and do in my imagination) totally do it for me

lucyellensmum · 05/10/2007 15:24

StrawberryMartini - hands of Angeline - SHE'S MINE. THis has made me laugh because i remember discussing this with a friend at work once, i cant remember what bought it up, but she said, ooh if i were a man i'd do her. I said, id do her anyway!!

I do have some bisexual thoughts but ive never really come across a woman in RL who i fancy. So i guess im straight (ish) then.

I only really liked jolie in girl interupted though, cant be doing with the hair pulled off the face look, its a bit chavvy!!

I used to have a thing about helen baxendale.

Oh and has anyone been watching the Billie piper thing on ITV2 just recently, i have had some seriously "wrong" thoughts since watching that last week, bit disappointed with lasts nights offering though.

Blimey, ive just re read my post, perhaps im a bit more than slightly a bit gay, perhaps i'm more on the scale of a bit gay - or perhaps i would just like to look like these women. I guess i'll never know.

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 15:32

ashadasher, you coming to the christmas do, then?

fortunecookie · 05/10/2007 15:35

I think it's true although it's v. unlikely I'd act on it. Woman are more physically beautiful than men imo.

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 15:36

Maybe it is right, maybe many woman are a wee bit gay?

I mean, would it ever occur to your partners to snog another male just for fun?

It for sure would NOT occur to mine!

I snogged a woman some 15 years ago before I met DH. Wouldnt do it now, as in my books a snog is well, crossing the line a bit (not judging others, I just wouldnt do it myself).

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 15:38

And are we (or those who do) snogging other women because it is an exhiliarting experience to snog somebody, and we just dont get that first snoggy feeling with our husbands anymore, and snogging a woman is not really being unfaithful, but snogging another man is?

I am just mulling all this over.

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 15:39

mh dh cant even watch 2 blokes on the tv snogging without making wierd gagging noises, nevermind actually do it himself.
but a lot of women i know are more than happy to snog thier mates for a bit of craic

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 15:39

OK, I am talking to myself here it seems. But my husband has been away for a week. I think I shall make a point of grabbing him and pinning him to the bed when he gets home, and snog the life out of him.

lucyellensmum · 05/10/2007 15:39

ashadasher, id like to come on one of your nights out!

ScaryScaryNight · 05/10/2007 15:41

So, for the standard heterosexual woman with a slightly gay-ish tint, snogging another woman is fun, snogging a man is cheating?

(Assuming of course, if you are actually defining yourself as bisexual, a snog with a woman would be cheating, too?)

Pinkchampagne · 05/10/2007 15:42

I think Angelina is a very attractive woman, but I don't fancy her or any other female.
I have also never snogged another woman, and don't have any desire to!

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 15:50

dh would probably forgive me a snog with a woman easier than he would a bloke.

UnquietDad · 05/10/2007 15:55

Goodness me, all this closet lesbnianism on a Friday afternoon. And you wonder why men come and investigate Mumsnet...

Have to say, I'd be abolutely fine with DW having a "just-for-fun" snog with a woman. In fact, I'd demand digital photos.

fortunecookie · 05/10/2007 15:56

Good ol' unquietdad! You're a man for sure!

UnquietDad · 05/10/2007 15:58

Are there any straight men alive who don't like the idea of their other half getting up to a bit of drunken lipstick lesbianism??