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To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

324 replies

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 08:25

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

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kitsandbits · 05/10/2007 12:36

Ive only ever snogged 1 girl, didnt really fancy her that much.

There was another who I really did, and we were slow dancing at a paty but i was too shy and just looked away.

She told my DP she had really wanted to kiss me too

DrNortherner · 05/10/2007 12:41

Well I hav enever been with a women and never wanted to, but, Angelina could swing it for me!! I think she is very sexy indeed.

kitsandbits · 05/10/2007 12:42

When i was about 18 me and DP fancied the pants off angelina - every month when we got paid we would buy 3 or 4 angelina movies - we had eveyone ever made up to that time at one point!

alittleone2 · 05/10/2007 12:43

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UnquietDad · 05/10/2007 12:43

From a man;s PoV: Jennifer Aniston looks as if she might bring you a nice cup of tea and a biscuit after sex, while Angelina would sneer, slide off, pull a silken wrap over her lissom body and depart on her evil way. Horses for courses...

kitsandbits · 05/10/2007 12:44

Jennifer Aniston does nothing for me, nothing at all.

DrNortherner · 05/10/2007 12:45

I bet Angeline is filthy

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 12:46

nah, jennifer anniston does nothing for me

ScaremyVile · 05/10/2007 12:46

Nope, not me.

I can and do appreciate womens beauty, I see certain women as sexy or sexually attractive but I am not even 'just a slightly bit gay'.

In fact I find the assumption that women are all to some extent bi/gay offensive - but thats a whole other thread!

MyTwopenceworth · 05/10/2007 12:47

I don't fancy women. Not even a little bit. I admire some women. I envy some women. I wish I could have the body / looks / whatever. I do look at attractive women rather wistfully, but not through passion...it's just I wish I looked like that.

I wonder now though, if it looks like I'm having dirty thoughts.

kitsandbits · 05/10/2007 12:49

hot

RnB · 05/10/2007 12:55

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StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 12:55

yes yes yes yes yes

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StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 12:59

PS those of you who say you have never thought about it... you're lying!

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ScaremyVile · 05/10/2007 13:00

How on earth would you know that?

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 13:05

Um...

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sKerryMum · 05/10/2007 13:11

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StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 13:12

Yes they do seem to like bad girls

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harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 13:14

but if its just for a shag does it really matter if they have a nice personality or not?

vbacqueen1 · 05/10/2007 13:19

Angelina is far too scrawny for me to fancy - have you seen her forearms?
I've never wanted to kiss another woman either. But I think I'd be happy to do just about anything else with one If I wasn't happily married of course (she adds, hastily LOL)

OMG have I just.....you know..........come OUT????

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 13:23

I think that closet's far too crowded so you've done the right thing.

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vbacqueen1 · 05/10/2007 13:26

would it be very perverse of me to think that Dawn French would be a much better shag? Oooo, Dawn AND Lenny! At least if the sex was crap we'd be guaranteed a good titter

MrsSchadenfreude · 05/10/2007 13:29

Angelina does look dirty. I bet she's got a huge bush and a whiffy minge as well.

Jennifer Aniston looks like she baths in dettol.

J-Lo halfway between the two.

MrsSchadenfreude · 05/10/2007 13:30

Angelina would probably use her teeth too much in inappropriate places too.