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To suspect all women are just a slightly bit gay?

324 replies

StrawberryMartini · 05/10/2007 08:25

...Or is it just me who fancies Angelina?

OP posts:
ThePhantomToiletFlusher · 05/10/2007 11:18

When I said I wouldn't know what to do with my hands its cos I would be uncomfortable with the whole woman-snogging thing I suppose.

Think I am too straight for this thread...

mimi03 · 05/10/2007 11:18

j-lo- i would!

BandofMutantMonsters · 05/10/2007 11:19

Me too Phantom, too stright.
Don't like the thought of snogging a woman, do they do it different to a man??

BandofMutantMonsters · 05/10/2007 11:19

LOL, I mean do WE do it different

LoRayningNewtsAndFrogs · 05/10/2007 11:23

I found ti differnet, yes, they are actually much better kissers, much softer, none of that eel tongue.

BandofMutantMonsters · 05/10/2007 11:24

LOL.
Thank God DH is not an eel tongue kisser.

FrightAttendant · 05/10/2007 11:27

OK I do it with another girl once...looooong time ago...it was mainly curiosity, closeness and actually a sense of obligation, she put a lot of pressure on me to the point where it really felt like I'd be insulting her if I didn't.
I hated it and felt like it was an 'out of body' experience - no excitement, just weirdness. I often admire women, have had the odd crush but never really wanted to go to bed with one.

My sister married her lesbian girlfriend a year ago - very happy couple!

MrsCarrot · 05/10/2007 11:36

I don't find Angelina attractive at all even though I can see she is beautiful and striking and why others love her. Personally I always quite liked the idea of being a lady in waiting to Elizabeth 1st. Maybe before her teeth went black.

Lazarou · 05/10/2007 11:40

This is a most excellent thread. About eleven years ago I did end up snogging and a bit more with a friend of mine. She was a stripogram and when she had finished for the evening we went back to her house. One bottle of gin and she was anybody's!

Lazarou · 05/10/2007 11:42

I think Jennifer Aniston is nicer than Angelina. She has better bone structure and nicer hair.

snowleopard · 05/10/2007 11:48

btw am liking "slightly bit gay" - tis very lola!

Caroline1852 · 05/10/2007 11:50

Jenifer Aniston looks like she has sex in the missionary position, maybe through a hole in the sheet. Angelina on the other hand looks like she might have a dressing-up cupboard with spurs and things . That is why men like her. Of the two, I suspect most women prefer Jennifer Aniston as she looks like she would clean the loo and make her bed, very, very neatly (with cushions and a pretty throw).

snowleopard · 05/10/2007 11:54

Caroline you have just made me PMSL about Jennifer Aniston!

I still like her more than Angelina even if she does do all that. In fact if I was forced to do it with Angelina I'd be wanting the sheet.

BandofMutantMonsters · 05/10/2007 11:55

Don't think a sheet with a hole would be much use for 2 women would it????

snowleopard · 05/10/2007 11:56

Does my lack of experince show?

snowleopard · 05/10/2007 11:58

Maybe we can just have the sheet and no hole. D'ya think she'll be up for it?

mrsmarvel · 05/10/2007 12:06

eel tongue!

BandofMutantMonsters · 05/10/2007 12:07

When she can shag brad Pitt???, altho he doesn't really do it for me either

harleyweendemon · 05/10/2007 12:19

rofl @ eel tongue

handlemecarefully · 05/10/2007 12:21

Angelina is utterly loathesome

I quite fancy Sandra Bullock though (in a still fundamentally heterosexual way)

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 12:22

Oh, come to think of it, I quite fancy Sandra Bullock, especially in Speed. I fancy Mr Reeves marginally more, though ..

glaskham · 05/10/2007 12:22

this thread is keeping me very entertained on this (otherwise) boring friday!!! i did have a bit of a 'thing' with two of my best friends.....we all were plastered and were in the living room all naked and stuff, it had been my birthday a few weeks later and they'd bought me a rampant rabbit and i'd not yet tried it out.....they wanted to help so i let them- what a floosy.....though i wasn't enjoying it so much when i woke up the next morning- the other 2 have been known to share men and just the same bed since......i'm happily married, but at least i tried it!!!haha- OMG- even my hubby doesn't know so much about this story!!! why do i feel the need to tell a bunch of strangers about my previous sex life!!!???!!!

glaskham · 05/10/2007 12:24

i meant to say my birthday a few weeks earlier!!.....and this all happened a few weeks before i got with my now husband and loving father to our two beautiful babies!!!

Desiderata · 05/10/2007 12:27

It's alright, glaskham. Your secret's safe with us ...

Mwah ha ha ha ha!

glaskham · 05/10/2007 12:34

haha- sure he'd get some crazy ideas if he knew so much!! you know what men are like!!! i do find myself looking at sexy lovely women thinking 'if i were a lesbian she'd be fantastic'!! haha....and have had the odd lesbian dream, i think its only natural to be attracted to a beautiful woman just as we are naturally to a hunky sexy man- its not the sexuality but the pure beauty of these people i think!!!