Is Boris Johnson actually on holiday?

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Dh said he was.

Why is he not involved in the education fiasco?

He's been on holiday since the 12th of December 2019, as far as I'm concerned. Absolute shower. Just when I think he can't do a worse job, he invites me to hold his beer . . .

@Sophiafour

The owner of Wetherspoons for one loves Boris. Walked past earlier (packed with half price diners) and the front is covered in pro government propaganda. Unfortunately looking at their clientele (england football tops were the male outfit of choice) they are probably taking the bribe

@minnieok Yep, our list of brands to boycott keeps getting longer and longer every week. I don't know about you, but we had a nice full colour brochure from Wetherspoon's through the letterbox telling us how wonderful Brexit was going to be at the time of the referendum...

@Hepcat75

He's been on holiday since the 12th of December 2019, as far as I'm concerned. Absolute shower. Just when I think he can't do a worse job, he invites me to hold his beer . . .

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That comment is a good time to roll out the hoarse "funny. Not funny!"

[quote Sophiafour]@ssd We're watching that independence thing very closely indeed - having always loved Scotland (well, apart from that weather and midge thing...I could always just buy a couple of beekeeper suits, though. The other half doesn't get bitten and just laughs at me).

Should independence happen, sorry, WHEN independence happens, moving to your side of the border would be one of our very serious options, if you'll have us. (We promise to be good and sensible and work for the good of the community, and we think we might have some useful skills between us!)[/quote]
You are more than welcome

C'mon the man deserves a holiday. He's done at least three press conferences this year.

There are rumours he's in rehab

Coke? Or alcohol?
Or both?

There are rumours he's in rehab

I’m not aware of any “being an incompetent twit rehab” clinics.

There are rumours he's in rehab

Coke? Or alcohol?
Or both?

Addicted to bullshiting & hiding in kitchen appliances

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@SabrinaThwaite

@SabrinaThwaite

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Here he is, handily wearing his ‘Where’s Wally’ hat. How apt.

If he is camping in Scotland I’m a Dutchman.

From Hat Trick Productions, who make Have I Got News For You - they've posted this with a photo of Boris.

MISSING: Have you seen this man? Last seen mumbling to cameras in the Westminster area. Please check sheds, garages and fridges.

twitter.com/haveigotnews/status/1296076367482826752?s=20

He's been on holiday for months. Gave him the benefit of the doubt over his Covid experience - no doubt it took some getting over. But the man's a fucking joke - an atrocious 'leader' who is having his chains yanked by the real PM - Cummings. Weak, ineffective, immoral, the list is endless. And what's more - we deserve him, having voted for him in droves. This is what populism does when allowed to take a foot hold.

And yes, he's on holiday in St Andrew's. Hope the Scots don't find out the hotel he is staying in.

Interestingly enough, his trip to Scotland has coincided with a super-yacht being moored up in Fife. A super-yacht owned by a Russian Oligarch....

So there's that.

Boris has cut his holiday short after the photos were released. So either Dominic organised a release for boris so he didn't have to spend time with Carrie and the baby OR they were planning the super .yacht all along.

This is his third holiday this year. (that we know about)

1. Over Christmas ... caribbean island holiday donated by a Tory donor
2. Chequers - he went AWOL while he negotiated his divorce settlement with ex wife
3. This 'camping' holiday. I must go on a camping holiday and hopefully end up on Roman Abramovich's yacht which is in the Firth of Forth (or is it the Forth of Firth?!)

Mind you... he is so absent most of the time I wouldn't know if he was on holiday or not. Lazy lazy PM.

It does look like a set up. As if Boris is going on a low budget camping holiday in some farmer’s field.

I reckon he has been staying of the yacht and those photo were staged. He looks like he knows he’s being papped.

Yacht seen moored near Fortrose, obese pretend politician seen making a fool of himself near Applecross. Travel between the two approximately 15 minutes by helicopter, or 90 minutes by Landrover assuming police outriders clear the plebs from the single track roads west of Inverness.

Hmm....