Is Boris Johnson actually on holiday?

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Dh said he was.

Why is he not involved in the education fiasco?

@EveryDayIsADuvetDay

Camping you say?

A little joy, from the Lightning Protection Institute (no, I'd never heard of them either).
"Unfortunately, tent safety during a thunderstorm can be extremely challenging. If the tent stands higher than nearby objects or is under a tree, you could be at an increased risk of being struck by lightning or suffering exposure to sideflash or ground current—all which can be deadly."

We can only hope that happens.

The silly shit probably thinks he's not at risk from that as he's had Covid.

The government have Brexit to deliver and after the exams fiasco I am seriously doubting that the right decisions will be made.

Only now @bevelino ? There is no management here of anything and never has been. Like a Trump they just like to campaign and give sound bites. They don’t actually do anything. I’ve read reports from other politicians saying that Boris would turn up to Brexit negotiations with no clue about the agenda, no clue what to say, basically no clue. He’s just a walking ‘get brexit done’ but has no capability or even bothered to read up on any of the real issues.

Scotland, you say? And we’ve just had the Glorious 12th? Could they be related?

Lazy , incompetent idiot.
This is the government that Brexiteers think will deliver a successful Brexit. Absolute bull

@SabrinaThwaite

Scotland, you say? And we’ve just had the Glorious 12th? Could they be related?

Of course, he'll be holed up in some pal from Eton's shooting lodge, which will just a small 30 bedroom place...

If there's still anyone in Britain still defending this government I'd be even more depressed than I am.

@SabrinaThwaite

Scotland, you say? And we’ve just had the Glorious 12th? Could they be related?

Yes that's a funny coincidence isn't it

I used to work in a place that these ra ra rah arseholes liked to frequent when they came up to shoot some peasants

Swanning around like they owned the place, although to be fair, half of them probably did. Wankers.

inickedyourbiro well shooting pheasants is bad enough but I could quite believe some of the toffs would turn the gun on the peasants too

@inickedyourbiro - reminds me of a comment I heard the short time I spent working in Belfast: "We're not too keen on absentee landlords"....

@Emeraldshamrock well, he has to keep the DUP and their 3 remaining supporters sweet somehow...though I suspect that'll wear off the longer they have that 80+ majority in the Commons

@SabrinaThwaite - great idea for an ad campaign. Perhaps BJ could do for Famous Grouse, say, what the Trump Dynasty (pronounced "die-nasty") have done for that bean company....

@ssd - sadly, there are STILL millions of self-centred people who appear to think the government is doing a spiffing spaffing tophole job, wot wot, despite all the evidence to the contrary. In between quaffing their ginger beer (or something stronger) and essentially telling the rest of us we don't matter one bit. Quite apart from their tunnel vision version of a 1950s British idyll (well, English, really) that never existed in reality, I really do have to wonder what on earth would have to happen to them personally to make them wake up and smell the Earl Grey....

If he's on holiday, did our PM really have nothing to do with abolishing PHE? Isn't that ... a rather large issue ... for him to have had nothing to do with?

@StoneFacedCrone

If he's on holiday, did our PM really have nothing to do with abolishing PHE? Isn't that ... a rather large issue ... for him to have had nothing to do with?

I would guess that Cummings to a decision on abolishing PHE didn't really need the PM's approval.

He really is 'Britain's trump' isn't he
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@Sophiafour, I think dying off is the only way to get rid of them... That, or independence 🤞

I'm torn between thinking as PM he should be sorting out this shit show and thinking he's best off out of it to keep the level of shit to a minimum.

Who gives a fuck where he is? It's not like he is anything more than a useful puppet for Cummings et al.

Oh, has Boris gone on holiday? I hadn't noticed.....

I heard he was seen at Edinburgh airport. At the same time a flight to France was leaving.....

@pandafunfactory

I heard he was seen at Edinburgh airport. At the same time a flight to France was leaving.....

Maybe that's why he added them to quarantine list - fancied another 2 weeks off!

@ssd We're watching that independence thing very closely indeed - having always loved Scotland (well, apart from that weather and midge thing...I could always just buy a couple of beekeeper suits, though. The other half doesn't get bitten and just laughs at me).

Should independence happen, sorry, WHEN independence happens, moving to your side of the border would be one of our very serious options, if you'll have us. (We promise to be good and sensible and work for the good of the community, and we think we might have some useful skills between us!)

Think he deserves a holiday to be fair

@Imgladimnotyourchild

Think he deserves a holiday to be fair

What???!!!! What does he deserve a holiday from, exactly, because it's certainly not from work.

To be frank, it’s probably for the best that this sh*tgibbon is strolling about the highlands being distracted by ptarmigan and capercaillie instead of doing what he usually does which is fxxxing the country up the arse and crapping on those in need.

Preferably you want the village idiot and the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom to be two different people.

There are rumours he's in rehab

from twitter:

2011 London riots—on holiday (while Mayor)
Dec 2019 Iran Crisis—on holiday
2020 Storm Dennis—on holiday
2020 Coronavirus Cobra Meetings—on holiday
2020 #ALevelsResults Crisis—on holiday

@Imgladimnotyourchild

Think he deserves a holiday to be fair

Carrie, is that you?