Is Boris Johnson actually on holiday?

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Dh said he was.

Why is he not involved in the education fiasco?

Jeez, can you imagine Blow Job in a wood fired hot tub in the highlands, his saggy arse hanging out of his mankini,

He’s supposedly in St Andrews according to local gossip

@FudgeBrownie2019 your post is brilliant

Is he's in Scotland I hope the fucking midges eat him alive.

Dickhead.

FudgeBrownie2019 Your arm is safe. Boris would definitely have porters for any graft. We all know he'll be staying in a castle not a damp midge filled field!

Thanks OP, this really made me laugh. I also managed to not realise BJ is missing in action again. As Kathy Burke tweeted, Cummings is a shite PM.

Probably gone to Barnard Castle, staying in the castle itself to improve his eyesight.

I can already picture the Spitting Image sketch...

Cumnings in his hoodie, taping BJ in his cycling helmet, to the basement.

Does anyone remember the Spitting Image Norman Tebbit puppet? I'm picturing Cummings' puppet in a similar fashion.

He is back at the factory for a reset

staying in the castle itself to improve his eyesight

What...you think maybe he pressed “use the algorithm” instead of “use the CAGs but challenge any centre that is wildly out of line with historical date” because of his poor eyesight?

I mean....maybe... I guess...

He's a lazy fecker! Always looking for a way out! You people who voted for this lump of lard - I hope you are happy - no one else is - he's bloody crap just like your judgement!

Camping has many meanings to Boris's set.

I actually can imagine him camping. I've recently come to the conclusion that colossal fuck ups must somehow replenish his electrolytes and camping provides ample opportunities for that (I was not a very adept scout).
Besides, the image of him and Dominic Cummings lying next to each other in matching sleeping bags, possibly holding hands... It entertains me.

**FudgeBrownie2019
That actually had me in stitches!

On holiday or not on holiday - who can tell? It’s not as if the useless fucker does anything worthwhile while he’s ‘at work’
Boris Johnson is a man who would not know a proper days work if it slapped him in the face

He's apparently staying at the Fairmont Hotel in St Andrews, so most definitely not camping. It's not far from me, I'm tempted to go and hold up some placards.

Just looked up the Fairmont Hotel St Andrews. Looks like an absolute dive. 🙄

You could run him out of town Wishingforanotherlife then he can go and hide out in the woods of County Durham with Dom.

wherever he is I hope he gets eaten alive by the midgies and woken by a piper at 7am daily, before spending the day wondering if the 14degrees drizzle is going to stop

Prick

Maybe Donald's lent him a golf course

@SarahBellam

Jeez, can you imagine Blow Job in a wood fired hot tub in the highlands, his saggy arse hanging out of his mankini,

Now I can. Thanks for the image. not envy

why infact who would take a young baby inA tent they so are not camping in Scotland my bet is they have gone to Pa Johnson House in Greece !

He must be the only person in the UK who has managed to get on multiple holidays this year. The man's a disgrace. Nicola Sturgeon gets abuse if she tweets about a book she's enjoyed, because she 'shouldn't have time to read.' Boris seems to have nothing but ME time.

Yes he's away with the fairies dontcha know;!

Its quite plausible that Boris went to France & then called quarantine just so he can get 2 more weeks off.