My late, incredibly prudish, MiL presumably expected people to have sex in her beds as she used to put an extra sheet folded in quarters over the mattress and the mattress protector but under the actual bottom sheet at pelvic level.*
But what's really troubling me is: do all the people who think it's grim and disrespectful and (somehow) leave whopping crusty patches** on the sheets and mess everywhere etc. change their own sheets every time they have sex?
I've always been a once-a-week sheet-changer regardless of famine or feast, as it were.
*Yes yes... before the traditional nit-picking starts:
A) it might not work for exceptional differences in height, although the area covered would have probably been okay for 95% of the population, as long as...
B) ...said sex is being had in the missionary position. I think it was quite something for her to - however obliquely - admit sex existed, let alone that people might do it in other positions.
** How do these enormously huge and crusty patches occur? Male ejaculate varies between 0.1 to 10mls (isn't that where 10CC got their name?) averaging about 3.5mls. Less than a teaspoon on average, then.
Is this some weird stealth boast about the absolute load some posters' DPs produce and/or the utter tidal wave produced by some very well lubricated females?
That's grim, imo.