To have sex in someone else’s house?

[LuluBellaBlue]

Is this ok?

Surely if you’re not seen or heard, and leave no trace then I don’t see what the problem is.

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Would you really feel disrespected, PigeonFarts?

I would feel disrespected. Do that in your own home.

Why?

Because it's my house and I decide what goes on in it. Wee, poo and vomit ok? But sex is a no. Sex is not a need and can wait.

I meant we, poo and vomit are ok. But why does anyone need to have sex in someone's house?

When I have sex we don't get semen everywhere

I have sex at my parents house
Its fine. I don't see the issue.

@GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou

I was on the other thread and some of the attitudes towards sex were surprisingly puritan, to say the least.

"Intercourse must only take place at a certain time, place and never in the vicinity of others i.e., a small dark hut in a deserted field"

BECAUSE THEY MAY HEAR US!

Yes, but even remote places can become unexpectedly busy so you can’t win with the Puritans.

Being rogered over a wooden bench in a wildlife hut while a group of bird watchers suddenly appear on the path outside tends to cause a hasty retreat. Husband may or may not have attempted to cover our tracks by muttering something to them about local wildlife with a huge stiffie bulging his shorts out. 😂

@cultkid

When I have sex we don't get semen everywhere

I have sex at my parents house
Its fine. I don't see the issue.

Then you are doing it all wrong

Sex is pretty normal. I would put something down/use a condom though. I wouldn’t be fussed if someone had sex is my house

Also confused by the obsession with sheets. What are you lot DOING with the sperm? Don’t you just go to the loo, or wipe yourself with something?

Lol @pigeonfarts thinking someone having sex is disrespectful.

Mind boggles

I would expect my guests to have sex. Sex is healthy and natural. If you are staying with someone, of course it’s not unreasonable to have sex.

What are you supposed to do if you are staying with someone for more than a few days?

I probably wouldn’t now but I have done in my youth. So long as you’re quiet and don’t leave evidence it’s fine.

Tomnook exactly-even in my own house I pop to the loo. I don’t wipe myself on the sheets and neither does my husband

I don't see the issue

Award for best pun of the thread goes to @cultkid

I'm now wondering how one makes a lot of mess during sex

The Nutella gets everywhere.

What are you lot DOING with the sperm? Don’t you just go to the loo, or wipe yourself with something?

Real MNers leave a beaker beside the guest bed, it's just good manners.

To have sex in someone else’s house?

How do you pick the house? How do you get in? Do you watch the house to see if they are out?

I really think this is a little rude.

How can you feel disrespected if you don’t know?

My SIL basically told us she and her partner were going to stay at our house when we were on holiday because they were having renovations done and wanted a break from it. I didn't have much say in and would have looked like a bitch if I said no.

SIL and her partner stayed in our matrimonial bedroom, and when we came back, photographs my husband and I have of each other were turned and facing the wall. I was grossed out, I could of imagined, if I wanted to, what they had done in our bed, but I didn't want to imagine it. By leaving our photos turned around they forced me to imagine it.

Have you played the Sims? If you take food from, shower, have sex, or sleep in someone's house, you're being inappropriate. No seriously, you're absolutely disgusting.

even in my own house I pop to the loo How romantic.

Have you played the Sims? If you take food from, shower, have sex, or sleep in someone's house, you're being inappropriate. No seriously, you're absolutely disgusting.

Shesapunkpunk rather than what...spend the night with sperm dripping out of my vag all night?

Maybe this could be a whole other thread

@LunaRabbit

I have Sims who spend their entire life hanging around in other people's houses making a nuisance of themself. Why bother working and buying things for your own house when you can just shag, shower, sleep and chill in someone else's?

Being rogered over a wooden bench in a wildlife hut while a group of bird watchers suddenly appear on the path outside tends to cause a hasty retreat. Husband may or may not have attempted to cover our tracks by muttering something to them about local wildlife with a huge stiffie bulging his shorts out. 😂

You’re lucky it wasn’t children, how fucking grim.

@Bringonspring

Shesapunkpunk rather than what...spend the night with sperm dripping out of my vag all night?

Maybe this could be a whole other thread

Gosh, when you put it like that I can see you are a right old romantic.