To think that chester draws isn't as bad as

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'chester freezer'

I'm not defending chester draws, but at least I can understand how it happened.

I've just seen someone talk about their 'chester freezer' on Facebook. There's no excuse.

Urgh. Typos!!! How ironic

I always say "pinch of salt".

I thought that it was just "hold the fort"?

Gawjus
Fucking unforgivable.

I think it's both "hold the fort" and "hold down the fort". There's also "hold onto that thought" ? But that's different.

MIL always says

"Be careful in the water, you might drowned. Would hate to see you drownding"

I twitch every single time

I have truly found my people! 😁😁

If you have a second home in Chester?

@Historydweeb

Gawjus Fucking unforgivable.

See something like "gawjus" I think someone will have done as a joke, to be ott, people copy it and then people lose confidence in themselves and it all becomes a sort of Chinese whispers.

I asked DD (12) to do something the other day and she said 'no, I can't be arsed!'

Or so I thought. When I challenged her on her rudeness, she thought it was 'can't be asked'!

Hope she hasn't said that to her teachers.....

As a teacher of English as a foreign language, I'm always worrying I'm going to teach somebody something wrong, and try to check and re check everything. English idioms are hard enough to teach, we use them a lot, and without thinking about it. If people are going around saying "to all in tents and purposes" et al then English language learners are going to get even more confused!!!

My OH always says, 'I borrowed him my hammer'. It's lent FFS

Seizure salad.. not to be confused with a Caesar salad

Basghetti always makes me chuckle but when you add in bollownase I just can't stop laughing, on suit, pillercase and iderdan, wallah, excetra, all written by the same person

@FoxtrotOscar20

My OH always says, 'I borrowed him my hammer'. It's lent FFS

That's ubiquitous these days. People get very arsey if you correct it.

@tobee
I do. Every time

@ifhedoesntlikeithecanstuffit

I asked DD (12) to do something the other day and she said 'no, I can't be arsed!'

Or so I thought. When I challenged her on her rudeness, she thought it was 'can't be asked'!

Hope she hasn't said that to her teachers.....

Love that!

@Theonewiththecandles

Seizure salad.. not to be confused with a Caesar salad

I love this.

Facebook friend " beens has it's late " - seeing as
PE teacher email to colleagues " swimming garla"
KS3 literacy leader filling in a crossword infront of assembled parents 'sandles' and 'earing'
More favourites ' making hen's teeth' and ' on tenderhooks ' !

If my friend gets bored by a task, she frequently gives up the goat.

One I can't stand is "bare with me" instead of "bear with me."

You see it all the fucking time on here.

On a FB angry mob post about a local issue someone said the culprit didn’t deserve to have a “lunch mob“ set on them. Further on someone suggested a solution that would give those affected a bit of ‘rest bite’.

Has anyone said gawjuss?

@fuckingcovid

Not related, but someone at a wildlife park described wallabies as 'giant rabbits' to their kids yesterday

That made me laugh out loud!

Irregardless.

RAGE

I once overheard a woman saying she was catching the Eurostar at ‘St Pancreas’.

People referring to the the ground as 'the floor'.