To leave my lovely DH after this?

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I have just been in the kitchen and could smell burning from the toaster. I asked DH and he said it was the SCONE HE WAS TOASTING!!??
Nobody toasts a scone do they? To be fair he’s from forrin but he’s been here long enough to know better.
It is a leaving offence or does he just need some baked good re-education?

Oh my god WTF have I just read? I can't unsee this thread now. So obviously, LTB does not cut it for something like this. You have to take the rice with roast into account as well.

Do you need a new patio?

Put him under it.

Now for the rest of you. Is there a North-South divide here? You cannot toast a scone.

I am also married to someone from forrin. Someone who behaves very, very, very carefully in the kitchen after I threatened him with a cheese-grater once for asking why I was making two kinds of potatoes for Sunday lunch and then saying "I don't like potatoes"

And by 'threatened him with a cheese grater" I obviously meant part of his anatomy.

1. Scones shouldn't be toasted
2. Cream first
3. Scone rhymes with stone.

I warm them in the microwave.

I've always toasted a stone, and always in the toaster.

Toasted scone and butter is lush. YABVVU.

Public health warning/advice - use a toaster bag, its the only way.