to think mumsnet is full of middle class" bores"

[talulasmum]

admittedly, ive only been a member for a few months, but i have come to this conclusion. take today for instance. the main topic of conversation on this section is; parents of 5 year olds worried about which senior school to go to? on that thread is the biggest bore & snob you will ever have the misfortune to meet. this popular thread is closely followed by mums worried about whats in their kids packed lunch? mums get a life! im off for a fag.

TnOgu - brilliant

No T I'm just bored.

Indeed,
thats what sugarmatches will need
cupcakes in batches all iced in red
black
and with eyeballs
pumpkins on a haystack
gurning
flames roasting marshmallow
for all the partygoers
come as ghouls and ghosts, witches
black cats, magicians

shall not tell, those bitches!

• reference to other thread

My head to haphazard to make sense, or rhyme. sorry

Hey, starrystarrynight,
she never gets uptight
she's a big big friend
to da bit-ter end
and her bark is worse than her bite

Oh fuck, I've just realised the irony of that last post in relation to the thread title!

lololo

But not middle class.

Us Irish don't do middle class...

Exactly T the last class I was in was 6th class, St Clares Convent aged 12.

Desi?

umm. woof? true.

Oh dear, rabbit. As I read your last post, I find myself doing that funny right-handed flick at my imaginary groin.

That poor liddle wabbit
She have a bad habit
She MN all day long.
I say to life you go and smell it
But she make a little pellet
And gad'nabbit, it do smell strong.

You absolute wanker you thoughtless pig-shit,
you fucked up fuck-up you failed misfit.
For once in your life contemplate me-
look at yourself and hate what you see,
writhe in a torrent of terrible guilt,
shrivel up, dissapear, watch yourself wilt-
be pained and be desperate then wish i was there.
I will be with scaffolding noose and a chair.

Oh christ - you lot are not fucking poets and you dont fucking know it..

cool

Can you feel the love tonight?

Or can you smell the stench of paranoia?

tallulahsmum, look forward to seeing you on the lone parent boards!
there are quite a lot of single mothers here
also many of us are/have been on benefits

evidently people dont like the word bullying, but it is a bit offputting to see people all piling gleefully in on one person, just because they are in the majority. most of them wouldnt dare lift their voice if they were in a minority of one.
and saying "well she came in criticising us" is no excuse really.

lollo @ Desi

Haven't read all this thread but ROTFLOL...

Am off to bed now (lol)...and i am sooooo not middle-class btw.

What just happened?

My last post. When I hit Post Message. It said topic does not exist. So I go back, and see my message (about wuuf) there as post 1001. And now? we are down to 930something???

sorry that was a wee bit teen angst. exboyfriend fucked off- left me pregnant but i still went back for more, unsurprisingly he did it again. poetry is not meant to intellectually belittle is like art- subjective- you don't need no degree or no class ladies.x

Um, domestic. Is there something you want to talk about?

This thread is a bit long, now. Almost as dead as a dead parrot, but you don't strike me as being in the limerick mood ..

Can we help?

no haven't been on for ages- am fine on my wine. God i love dipping into mn. so what is middle-class? shopping in waitrose? No coke in the baby bottle but plenty up our noses- i want tallulahsmum, what is all the fuss? Can't be arsed to read it all. I feel another sonnet coming....

I second that, domestictechnician.