to think mumsnet is full of middle class" bores"

[talulasmum]

admittedly, ive only been a member for a few months, but i have come to this conclusion. take today for instance. the main topic of conversation on this section is; parents of 5 year olds worried about which senior school to go to? on that thread is the biggest bore & snob you will ever have the misfortune to meet. this popular thread is closely followed by mums worried about whats in their kids packed lunch? mums get a life! im off for a fag.

i have to laugh wandering trolley lmao

oh ll...lovely aitch poem

There was a Mumsnetter Called Hunk
Who didn't mind calling you cunt
She had a name that she used
And left everyone confused
and then came back as Haychee!!

TahDah!

We need to decamp to a limerick thread

There was a Mn'r who thought
No one knew her better
Until she came through
Turned the thread filthy blue
And
When we said
UCM
Is that you?

OMG aitch where DID you find those pyjamas?
I just fell off my chair laughing

There once was a place called MN
Where things happened again and again
Some were quite naughty
And some were quite haughty
But for addiction it got 10 out of 10

Bugger - I'd managed to stay off this thread till it got all limericky and odey!!!

Very good stressteddy, ahem, kerry my poem is over on culture vultures under your name.

littlelapin farkin brilliant!

i think it's shit that the girls get a dumb headscarf thing and the boys get The Most Fantastic Satin Helmet With Plumage. stupid sexist christians.
at the thong.

lololol littlelapin, excellent. it's almost like you're Avoiding Work.

Sh*t will happen
Littlelapin.
Sorry for the delay I was distracted.

lol aitch, I only ever looked at those revolting lovely pj's you linked too...I just couldn't handle any more then that

Littlelapin...the poet laureate of MN....brilliant

Wow, how is this for poetic justice?

Wow, how is this for poetic justice?

oh, and I even said that twice, just to rhyme with myself....

omg is kathandkim on???

it is indeed, that's why things have gorn quoite.