to think mumsnet is full of middle class" bores"

[talulasmum]

admittedly, ive only been a member for a few months, but i have come to this conclusion. take today for instance. the main topic of conversation on this section is; parents of 5 year olds worried about which senior school to go to? on that thread is the biggest bore & snob you will ever have the misfortune to meet. this popular thread is closely followed by mums worried about whats in their kids packed lunch? mums get a life! im off for a fag.

ROFL at Kel's off the shoulder dance top.

Kath&Kim, isn't that that weird programme?

for middle class bores... yais. what of it?

Sh*t will happen...little lapin.
Okay, that is brilliant rhyming and I did not get a single snap.
Nice!!

Okay I meant it like Sh*t'l happen.

Nothing???

Shit, Ive missed kath and Kim again......

oh dear oh dear... it's pronounced little lapan... oh sugarmatch it's almost like you don't have a little place in the Dordogne.

Am I missing something? I hardly watch tv.
Or, I just finnished watching umm Americas Next Tip Model, and how MC is that? LOL

Wabbit, that was twuly terwiffic

We need a limerick thread ... and a dictionary, and a thesaurus.

You see? It does rhyme. I'm still trying to think of something that marinades with lapin.

Just imagine that sugarmatches have a slight accent, Sh%t hap pan, little la pan....

Good evening, Starry

How was your weekend?

Desi, I was in a friggin FIELD. I was freezing my subtle behind off in a freezing night fog! But we had fun! How was yours?

I know models are pencil thin starry but felt tip now too?

Ok I'll get me coat.

Cor, that's bloody inspired, Starry. I need to do a Lapin limerick in rap.

No one except kerry and Tnogu looked at my poem over on culture vultures.

LL fucking cuntingly good darlin'.

Mine was good, thanks. It was bro's birthday yesterday, so I had a few drinks, but it was social and not a problem.

I think I've got the handle on it, so to speak. I may occasionally fall off the wagon, but I'll still be clinging to the duckboards

Well Desi, if you get the arm movements right, I can lend you a headscarf and a pair of sunglasses!

Yup Mhamai, Felt tip sized most of them. But even Tyra commented that for the first time they had TWO plus sized competitors. And 2 mums...

No Aitch, we opted for a place in Croatia. It is the new Rivieria you see.

Ah, UCM, UCM.

You're so fucking lyrical. You are the Dylan Thomas of Mumsnet.

Hey, that thread got deleted, just as I was getting going ..

Mhamai, I did. That was awesome.

Desi, thats the erm, spirit girl! Just dont overdo on the ovaltine..

Lapin is a rappin
starry is just that
Desi's on the ovaltene
So hold onto your hat

This thread has been a big un
It's sure been long and mighty
Now it really is time to get me coat
So I bid you all night nighty

M - are you really Spiral from BB?