to think mumsnet is full of middle class" bores"

[talulasmum]

admittedly, ive only been a member for a few months, but i have come to this conclusion. take today for instance. the main topic of conversation on this section is; parents of 5 year olds worried about which senior school to go to? on that thread is the biggest bore & snob you will ever have the misfortune to meet. this popular thread is closely followed by mums worried about whats in their kids packed lunch? mums get a life! im off for a fag.

yep, it's true, you really are rubbish at that talulasmum. now go look at the pyjamas.

ROFL and dismay mixed at those pyjamas

Man the world is full of nutters

I did too backtobasics, luckily I moved house and had no internet for a few weeks, when I came back it had all died down and I carried on posting.
Funny thing is I think my first thread actually slagged off a lot of mumsnetters

yep, it's true, you really are rubbish at that talulasmum. now go look at the pyjamas.

I agree BtoB.
I was shocked by some of the things people posted on here at first. I was in the same place as talulasmum not long ago.
Now that I put it into perspective...MN rocks!

It is just a laugh, not real life.

what are aphorisms??

ah, k, thanks.
Well that quote was my favourite aphorism then

so clearly an aphorism doesn't have to rhyme, then. has no-one looked at the sodding pyjamas?

Don't listen to the rabbit. She's confused; mistaken.

An aphorism is a small, green fly that attacks roses and other assorted plants, innit.

Kerry, I've put my poem over on culture vultures, your name is on the thread.

loooooook at the pyjamas... they're religious.

Aphorism is a posh word for adage. Like saying infer instead of assume.

I like it!!

.. and of course, that should have said began.

Here's something for mummy (or daddy) Aitch.

I looked at the pyjamas.
I'm still trying to work out wtf the girl has on her head.

... or littlelapin!!

Nothing rhymes with that either. I've been trying for ten minutes

hey talulah i think thats hilarious, obvs sum will take it to heart if they are middle class bores! i think im soo not, but i did post about my lil boys bday cos im panicking and ive had 2 weeks to sort it! lol hilarious! what would you describe urself as?? do a profile ur welcome to check mine out!

wild patch and bebebeb hahah, but well said each to their own!

and im not a snob my boy is 3 and yes i am worrying as to where he ends up at school, it has to be the best in the area, i think every mum does that, and my boy is 3 (lol) and im not a bore!

eh?