Carolebaskins
They don't call it Creepy Crawley for morning. I wouldn't move there personally. Have a look at Horsham.
Its called Creepy Crawley, because people are lazy....
Moving south you have Buggars (Burgess) Hill, Poohaven (newhaven or peacehaven, depending on how you are feeling).
Bumbridge (Tunbridge) Wells
You could say Whore-sham.
Nothing to do with the actual areas, just rhyming, or clever wordplay
Never heard any of the others except creepy Crawley. Crawley is renowned locally as the least appealing place to live hence the pricing - that's why it's called creepy Crawley
Redhill is ok, not as great as everyone seems to think, the town centre is dead apart from drunks loitering!
This made me lol as is so true. The residential areas are much much nicer than Crawley though