Can't you just eat far less chicken (once a month?) and only eat organic?
Insect-filled chocolates
Luckily we gave up chocolate ages ago (not as a result of Cadburys, but around the time they were sold)
rat hair-infested noodles
We don't often have noodles. I guess you can make your own (although the source of the flour could be an issue)
and orange juice containing maggots
Much as we love fruit juice, the calories mean we rarely touch it now ... no great loss to us
“For example, US producers are allowed to include up to 30 insect fragments in a 100g jar of peanut butter; as well as 11 rodent hairs in a 25g container of paprika; or 3mg of mammalian excreta (typically rat or mouse excrement) per each pound of ginger.
Once again, we're not into peanut butter or ginger. Trying to think when we last used paprika 