To ask what bloody weird things you do when home alone?

[ChaoticGouda]

Let's be honest here. We all let ourselves go a little bit feral when left to our own devices, don't we?

I'm partial to having one-sided debates with the dogs over any random topics that come to mind (sounds less crazy than talking to myself IMO! ). Also been known to slide around the floor in my socks after a good mop pretending I'm Michael Jackson, Hee-Hee's included.

LOTS of dancing.

really a lot

Also weird stretching and lying around on the floor in odd places like under the eaves in the attic with my legs over my head.

I am not especially athletic so don't be imagining this is good dancing.

Not a weird thing as such but it dawned on me recently how disgraceful my table manners are when I'm alone. For example trying to eat food items that should ideally be cut into small pieces. Its like I'm in a zoo

I have a mirror on a cabinet opposite my loo. When I'm on the loo I can see myself from my jawline up, so I do Serious Modelling Faces.

I cannot remember as I feel like I haven’t been home alone for about 87 weeks...

Fart with gay abandon as loudly as possible

I put karaoke songs on YouTube and sing my little heart out even close my eyes and pretend I'm on stage.

I can't sing.

I'm not home alone, but everyone else is asleep.
I've just melted some baking chocolate in the microwave, added a massive handful of white chocolate coco pops, stirred them together and eaten the whole lot with a teaspoon. I would never have done that if anyone was around.

Listen to John Denver

Drink like I’m an 18 year old boy, glug back a huge glass of wine in one go and cheers myself into the air for being sooooo big and clever. Eat like a pig.

Talk to myself. A lot.

Put songs on and sing really loudly.

Lie on the sofa and luxuriate in the silence.

Usually just sit in complete silence that's very weird for this house.

A few weeks ago i had few too many glasses of wine and woke up to the fact i signed up to a premium membership on a dating site. They have charged me ~£400 for 2 years worth of subscriptions... i thank my lucky starts they had a 14 day cooling off period and i managed to cancel it...
Just for the record, me and dh are talking amicable divorce after 10 year relationship and 2 kids. I’m feeling down a little.

I put on Mariah Carey, can't live, and sing it in my kitchen at full volume with my wooden spoon as a microphone, I pretend I'm on stage singing it and even use the arm motions as if I'm performing, I feel sorry for my neighbours 😬

Nods wisely to NoWorries. Have been known to microwave vanilla ice cream because vanilla ice cream is custard when hot. This is a thing no one in real life must know.....

A lot of lounging on my bed, dancing round the living room to try to get my fitbit steps up, putting washing machine on at 3 am when I can't sleep, stare at my unopened pile of post. Am turning into a looney

I've forgotten.

I listen to music and dance like a stripper.

I do imaginary YouTube videos. I argue with people who I can’t argue with in real life and I also get interviewed a lot. I’m a nutter 😅

Walk up the stairs on all fours without realising sometimes

I put loads of makeup on, including highlighter, lashes and hairstyle, and narrate whilst I am doing it, pretending that I'm a YouTube make up guru 🤣

I'm not recording it 😂😂

@Noworrieshere

Could so eat that right now....

I have a secret hidden in plain sight in my house and I just acknowledge it with gay abandon when I have the house to myself, a bit of a one sided conversation I suppose, but it makes me happy 😃

Bluetooth microphone and I sing. I pity the neighbours, they must think I'm mental.

I talk to the cat....

Today i was telling her about how rainy it was outside... To be fair, she's more like a dog, She follows me everywhere....

I browse mumsnet...

😂 Doyouavocado I do this too! And eat Nutella out of the jar with a spoon.